Yesterday, Velveeta cheese finally addressed the nation about the current Velveeta shortage we're all enduring.
Here is their statement: "A MESSAGE TO VELVEETA FANS IN RESPONSE TO THE CURRENT SO-CALLED CHEESEPOCALYPSE
While the current Cheesepocalypse is a difficult time for our great nation, we are incredibly humbled and appreciative of the outpouring of love and support for the Liquid Gold of Velveeta. As you have likely seen or heard by now on social networks and major media outlets, there is currently limited availability of some Velveeta products in many stores nationwide. We want you to hear directly from us that it’s true–we are experiencing a temporary scarcity of our nation’s most precious commodity: Liquid Gold. But please know that we are working tirelessly to get more Velveeta on store shelves as soon as possible and that this was in no way a “publicity stunt.” We always want Velveeta where it belongs–in your hands, in your homes and in your stomachs.
Stick with us in the coming weeks, because we want to make it up to you–and we will.
On behalf of our entire team, thank you for your support, for your understanding and–most importantly–for your love of Velveeta.
We love you."
If you really loved us, you wouldn't let this happen.
By the way, we had no idea that Velveeta called themselves liquid gold. That's actually what it's being called on the black market. Because it goes in and out the same way, as liquid gold. #PoopJoke
3rd day of the national Velveeta shortage. Withdrawal symptoms: dry mouth, chills, the shakes. Heading to the emergency room.— R.L. Stine (@RL_Stine) January 10, 2014
The only thing worse than a shortage of Velveeta is an abundance of Velveeta.— Corinne Heller (@corinneheller) January 8, 2014
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