Twitter's Immediate Reaction To LA's Not-So-Giant Earthquake

The earthquake in Los Angeles has already been downgraded from a 4.7 to a 4.4 but in SoCal residents' minds it was THE BIGGEST MOST EPIC AND EARLIEST WAKE UP CALL THEY'VE EVER HAD. "Excuse us, mother nature, is it 6:30! At least wait until we've had our coffee!"

It was about 6:30 when when the quake struck and everybody twitter.

Twitter was the first stop on the social media train. Later there will be vines.

But the truth is, the earthquake was relatively mild and there was no major damage.

Everybody calm down, the Kardashians are fine.

Truth is, the earthquake this morning distracted us from something much more important.

NO, we're messing with you. IT'S ST. PATRICK'S DAY!

A hoax that actor Wayne Knight aka Newman died in a car accident circulated around the internet yesterday but this morning he was staying positive.


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