Last night @Midnight really out did themselves with their hashtag #SchlongSongs. And twitter went above and beyond to bring us some very creative tweets. Some of the tweets successfully ruined many of our favorite songs for us. We believe that means the hashtag war was won.
We spent the morning reading through quite a few of your tweets and carefully picked out our Top 10 #SchlongSongs.
Everybody's Jerkin for the Weekend #SchlongSongs@midnight
— Josh Hara (@yoyoha) March 27, 2014As Schlong As You Love Me
#SchlongSongs@midnight
— Todd Sokolove (@tsokolove) March 27, 2014Eight Wangs A Week. #schlongsongs@midnight
— sean oconnor (@seanoconnz) March 27, 2014Walk Like An Erection @midnight#SchlongSongs
— Burnie Burns (@burnie) March 27, 2014My milkschlong brings all the boys to the yard/And they're like it's better than yours #schlongsongs@midnight
— kayla cagan (@KaylaCagan) March 27, 2014Killing Me Softly With His Schlong. @midnight#schlongsongs
— Jenn Lloyd (@Jennmlloyd) March 27, 2014Talk Gurthy To Me #schlongsongs@midnight
— Kristian L. Perdomo (@kingkrisper) March 27, 2014Carlos Danger Zone #SchlongSongs@midnight
— Keith (@RoboDuke) March 27, 2014Let it Pee #schlongsongs@midnight
— anniewood (@anniewood) March 27, 2014Purple Vein #schlongsongs
— littleboatjack (@littleboatjack) March 27, 2014Check out our latest episode of Daily Rehash dedicated to Siegfried & Roy's White Tiger, Mantecore, who died earlier this week. #RIPMantecore
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