We have one word for last night's Bachelor episode: YIKES! Ok here are a few more words: anybody else relieved it was only an hour and a half episode? Watching Chris Harrison and Juan Pablo try to do a sketch with the Muppets was excruciating.
While we're watching the Muppets preview, I'll bet Juan Pablo takes Miss Piggy into the ocean and makes out with her. #bachelor#WTA
— Dana Weiss (@Possessionista) March 4, 2014
Is "Kermit" trying to speak Juan Pablo? #bachelor#WTA
— Final Rose (@TheFinalRose) March 4, 2014
Obviously, the muppet gag was an ad for the upcoming Muppet Most Wanted Movie which actually looks pretty funny (as long as Juan Pablo isn't involved).
About two commercials breaks into the episode, things finally heated up and the girls, mostly Kat and Kelly (the professional dog lover), wouldn't stop hating on Juan Pablo.
Kat and Kelly: bitter party of two, your table is ready. #TheBachelor#Bachelor
— Carolyn Skel Wright (@skellygirl79) March 4, 2014
I'm worried that Kat has reached Peak Tan and is just now starting to turn into a woman-shaped halogen bulb. #BACHELOR
— Geoff LaTulippe (@DrGMLaTulippe) March 4, 2014For a split second, we thought Sharleen was naked.
Kelly confronted Juan Pablo about his homophobic remarks because one of her parents is gay (we think, she didn't make it very clear).
Juan Pablo tried to talk his way out of it by talking about his gay friends and exclaiming that gay people were born that way but managed to just dig a deeper hole until Sharleen stepped in and defended him.
When you get backed into a homophobic corner, quote Lady Gaga. #bornthisway#bachelor
— Andrea Lavinthal (@andilavs) March 4, 2014And then it was time for the bloopers.
Do you notice how all the hostility goes away with the bloopers? Bloopers solve all the worlds problems!! #Bachelor#WTA
— Robert Mills (@Millsy11374) March 4, 2014Most of the bloopers were the girls dancing around on camera except for Renee who actually had a light stand fall on her.
Also in the bloopers, Juan Pablo referenced his "little package" (meaning his daughter) until the producers corrected him saying that in English referring to anything as a little package could also mean "little penis."
Whoops!
However, the worst part of the bloopers? Watching Kelly's dog PEE IN THE POOL. No. Just no.
Lastly, the best part of any Women Tell All episode are the audience reaction shots. So, naturally, the award for best audience reaction goes to...this lady!
All in all, we can't wait...for this season to be over.
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