We want to thank George Clooney for getting engaged. But not because we're excited about his marriage or the fact that he's marrying some super smart attractive lawyer. No. We're excited because he gave the world something to tweet about. This is almost better than John Travolta's Adele Dazeem flub. It's definitely better than any Kardashian related news. And believe it or not, his engagement is even upstaging Beyonce and Jay-Z who announced their "On The Run" tour this morning.
Now that you know George Clooney is engaged to a beautiful lawyer named Amal Alamuddin, we'll give you a moment of silence to take it in. Apparently there are a lot of women in mourning today. BECAUSE IF CHUBBY GIRLS ACROSS AMERICA CAN'T HAVE HIM, NEITHER CAN AMAL.
Let's get back to the tweets. Here are the best tweets we've seen about George Clooney's engagement so far.
I’m glad George Clooney has found true happiness after decades of being hot, rich, and successful, and banging every supermodel he met.— Dan Udey (@danudey) April 28, 2014
Colleague at work upset that George Clooney is getting married. I softened the blow by saying she has sausage roll flakes on her cardigan.— Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) April 28, 2014
International Lawyer And Scholar Amal Alamuddin Engaged To George Clooney, despite the fact that he was clearly the worst Batman.— Adam Wolf (@AdamWolf77) April 28, 2014
George Clooney got engaged & now every woman old enough to have watched 'Facts of Life' during its initial run is devastated.— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) April 27, 2014
George Clooney's getting married! At last he found a woman he's ready to have intercourse with!— Eli Braden (@EliBraden) April 27, 2014
Imagine if people put as much energy into their own relationships as they do George Clooney’s relationship.— Giulia Rozzi (@GiuliaRozzi) April 28, 2014
so glad that George Clooney finally found someone who can stand to look at him.— MarinkaNYC (@MarinkaNYC) April 28, 2014
After marriage, it's all downhill for George Clooney. Before long he'll be starring in Grown Ups 3 alongside Adam Sandler and Chris Rock.— Jenna Kim Jones (@jennakimjones) April 28, 2014
Women are wearing black today, and not just because it's slimming. #GeorgeClooney— Bethenny Frankel (@Bethenny) April 28, 2014
I want George Clooney's engagement to annoy me more.— Amy Odell (@amyodell) April 28, 2014
Was contemplating tweeting the news that George Clooney was engaged.. But I think the real story will be when he follows through with it— Kane (@Kaneshow) April 27, 2014
I won't believe it until George Clooney changes his Facebook status.— Amy Rhodes (@iamamyrhodes) April 27, 2014
If George Clooney is actually engaged, every commitment-phobe male just lost their religion. Sad time for the "Poor Man's George Clooney"— Ryan McPartlin (@RyanMcPartlin) April 28, 2014
Congratulations to George! Here's hoping this all works out. Although, if she did happen to break up with him first, we're pretty sure that a heartbroken Clooney would make an excellent film. He'll be like the Adele of the movie world!
Who else did George Clooney date? The list is LONG. And beautiful. And if you averaged out the ages of all the women, very young. Check it out on our latest episode of The Rehash.
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