Welcome to a new week of hashtag wars! Last night, @Midnight started the hashtag #RuinANurseryRhyme and it had a been a while since we've heard some of these nursery rhymes.
#RuinANurseryRhymepic.twitter.com/jLA2z57j52
— Stay Puft (@staypuft) May 13, 2014
There are a few nursery rhymes that don't need any help ruining. When you think about it, the original Humpty Dumpty rhyme is pretty depressing all on it's own. However, you all did a fantastic job ruining our childhood rhymes and we enjoyed reading through your tweets. Here are our Top 10 #RuinANurseryRhyme tweets:
Mary had a little lamb... Weirdest. Childbirth. Ever. #RuinANurseryRhyme@midnight
— Caleb Bacon (@CalebEatsBacon) May 13, 2014
#RuinANurseryRhyme It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is scoring meth. @midnight
— Hana (@HanaMichels) May 13, 2014
#RuinANurseryRhyme Hush little baby don't say a word / snitches get what they deserve
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 13, 2014
yes I know the Muffin Man, The muffin man, The Muffin man Yes I know the Muffin Man, He has real Low reviews on @yelp#RuinANurseryRhyme
— Davon Magwood (@davonmagwood) May 13, 2014
Hush little baby Don't you cry Your Mom named you North And nobody knows why #ruinanurseryrhyme
— Sharon Coates (@TopazSLC) May 13, 2014
Jay-Z be nimble, Jay-Z be quick, watch out bro, Solange can Kick #RuinANurseryRhyme#WhatJayZSaidToSolange
— Gary Sethi (@Gary_Sethi) May 13, 2014
Do you know the Muffin Man? He's in hiding from anti-gluten extremists #RuinANurseryRhyme@midnight
— Philip Moon (@Philip_R_Moon) May 13, 2014
There was an old woman Who lived in a shoe Because it was rent-controlled #RuinANurseryRhyme@midnight
— Robert Leu (@insert_funny) May 13, 2014
Little Red Riding Dirty #RuinANurseryRhyme
— Michael Robinson (@mkronline) May 13, 2014
Twinkle twinkle little star, point me to the nearest bar #RuinANurseryRhyme
— Mike Fuller (@MikeKX947) May 13, 2014
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