Last night Midnight started the hashtag #UndateableBecause and it was a refreshing change from the usual hashtag wars. It was also a very insightful look into some of your dating lives. YIKES.
#UndateableBecause I spend 3 hours a night writing #HashTagWars jokes for @midnight
— Jessica Glassberg (@JGlassberg) May 21, 2014
We'd like to thank all of you for sacrificing your dating lives for the sake of a hashtag. Of course, we're giving you the benefit of the doubt and assuming that staying in and playing hashtag wars is a choice. Here are our Top 10 #UndateableBecause tweets.
I still have a Neopet. #UndateableBecause@midnight
— Meg Turney (@megturney) May 21, 2014You always think the new Adam Sandler movie will be good because of his "earlier work" #UndateableBecause@midnight
— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) May 21, 2014#UndateableBecause You call yourself the "Swagger Stallion" while driving off in your sister's Ford Focus.
— lizzy pilcher (@lizzypilcher) May 21, 2014I let my puppet do the talking #UndateableBecause@midnight
— Bob Ladewig (@firstnameBob) May 21, 2014#UndateableBecause I'm looking for love in all the wrong Sizzlers @midnight
— Eileen M. O'Connell (@i_Lean) May 21, 2014#UndateableBecause under my clothing I'm actually just made of bees @midnight
— karl hess (@karlhess) May 21, 2014#UndateableBecause you don't celebrate Michael Bolton's entire catalog. @midnight
— I'm Carol Ann (@aDAFTlife) May 21, 2014I don't really like to use the term "dating". I prefer "consciously coupled" #UndateableBecause@midnight
— Philip Moon (@Philip_R_Moon) May 21, 2014#UndateableBecause hang on, I have to finish this Buzzfeed quiz @midnight
— Jose Franco (@JoseFranco_) May 21, 2014I beat the crap out of Jay-Z #UndateableBecause@midnight
— Stewart (@sevenknees) May 21, 2014
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