Attention world: Jared Fogle, the man who lost a ton of weight using what he called "The Subway Diet" over 10 years ago, and has been Subway's spokeperson ever since, is NOT dead. Yes, the hashtag #RIPSubwayJared is trending on twitter but rest assured, he is alive and well. This is just another example of one of twitter's very successful hoaxes. There's no word on how this one started but it appears that people are aware it's a hoax and using that to their advantage to write funny tweets.
#RIPSubwayJared your ashes will be baked into 25,000 loaves of 9-Grain Honey Oat
— sreegs (@ahuj9) May 5, 2014#RIPSubwayJared the only thing bigger than your jeans was your heart
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) May 5, 2014#RIPSubwayJared Avocado is free where you are now.
— philippe iujvidin (@philyuck) May 5, 2014#RIPSubwayJared *ceremonially folds big jeans like an American flag at a military funeral* *salutes*
— sreegs (@ahuj9) May 5, 2014#RIPSubwayJared Pourin' one out for my fallen homie *empties sandwich toppings on the ground*
— sweaty five dollars (@iscoff) May 5, 2014#RIPSubwayJared *places two banana peppers over jareds eyes*
— illegal titty police (@diarrhea) May 5, 2014
Had enough jokes yet?
#RIPSubwayJared all these jokes are pouring salt in the wound. and vinegar. a little oil. a little more, please. mayo. thanks, that's good.
— Jamin (@jaminburdett) May 5, 2014
OK just a few more.
#RIPSubwayJared ironically choked to death on a Quizno's sandwich. Toasty.
— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) May 5, 2014Killed by the notorious Subway street gang shortly after being seen eating at Taco Bell for breakfast #RIPSubwayJared
— (Kaitlin) (@blink1kaity2) May 5, 2014#RIPSubwayJared curse you Flatizza
— Ian (@muddymudskipper) May 5, 2014
We'd like to apologize on behalf of twitter. There's no hard feelings, right Jared?
Twitter is always trying to kill people. Curious how these victims feel about social media trying to murder them #RIPSubwayJared
— Mark DiGiammarino (@DiGi44) May 5, 2014
Talk to us Jared! If you think about it, this is sort of like the twitter universe saying, "We love you." Right?
#RIPSubwayJared please wear your jeans at half-waist today
— George Dubstep Bush (@hamsandcastle) May 5, 2014
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