Last night Midnight started a hashtag war with the hashtag #RuinARapTrack and we weren't sure to expect especially because it was Cinco de Mayo. Apparently all those margaritas were inspiring because there were SO many great ruined rap lyrics to choose from.
If you havin' re-election problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but crack ain't one #RuinARapTrackpic.twitter.com/pBTtY3Oi0f
— As Is Tradition (@AsTradition) May 6, 2014
Warning: you will have at least one of these songs stuck in your head for the rest of the day. With that in mind, here are our Top 10 #RuinARapTrack tweets.
99 Problems & They're All Luftbaloons #RuinARapTrack@midnight
— J.P. Manoux (@JPManoux) May 6, 2014
Too Midget To Quit #RuinARapTrack@midnight
— Joe Bereta (@joebereta) May 6, 2014
One, two, three and to the four, we're Jehovah's Witnesses knockin' at your door. #RuinARapTrack@midnight
— Andy Spain (@andyspain) May 6, 2014
Throw your hands in the air/recite the lord's prayer #RuinARapTrack@midnight
— Tanis Fowler (@TanisFowler) May 6, 2014
I love it when you make me fresh pasta. #RuinARapTrack@midnight
— Bill Dixon (@BillDixonish) May 6, 2014
"You down with O.C.D.? Yeah, you know me! Yeah, you know me! (Repeat 20 times!)" #RuinARapTrack@midnight
— Doc Comics (@doccomicsisin) May 6, 2014
Biggie Biggie Biggie can't you see, a bad diet is a fast track to morbid obesity. #RuinARapTrack
— Graham Sim (@bitts1212) May 6, 2014
If you wanna go and take a ride with me, we're gonna split the gas 'cause it's expensive. #RuinARapTrack
— Michelle (@this_one_person) May 6, 2014
Mama Said Hug It Out #RuinARapTrack@midnight
— Bill (@2guyspromotions) May 6, 2014
Get Ur Fleece On #RuinARapTrack@midnight
— Ben Siemon (@BenjaminJS) May 6, 2014
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