Doesn't that headline say it all? So here's how the brawl went down. Over the weekend, Sarah Palin and her family showed up at a party, get this, in a stretch Hummer. Much alcohol was consumed and suddenly her son Track confronted a young man who had previously dated one of his sisters. Then there was a little pushing, a little shoving and suddenly everybody is involved. Sarah's husband Todd got a bloody nose. Bristol was throwing punches. And according to people there, Sarah Palin was running around shouting, "Do you know who I am?" But that's not even the best detail. According to the party goers, at one point, someone, not a Palin, allegedly shouted, “This isn’t some damned Hillbilly reality show.” Oh Sarah Palin! You are the most entertaining "politician" yet.
Sarah Palin and her family were involved in a drunken brawl last night. I hope Russia got it on videotape.
— Chrispeare (@Chrispeare) September 12, 2014
Remember when she was almost Vice President of the United States? YIKES.
Sarah Palin's family was reportedly involved in a drunken party scandal. Coincidentally, that's what got Sarah Palin on the 2008 ticket.
— CC:Indecision (@indecision) September 12, 2014
Of course, stories like this are what give twitter life! So we hope you enjoy these tweets as much as we do.
Never ever give up on your dreams. Sarah Palin was once a single step away from co-leading a country. Clearly anything is possible.
— Sarcasticsapien (@Sarcasticsapien) September 12, 2014
BREAKING: Sarah Palin has been suspended for two games.
— Rocky Mountain Mike (@RockyMntnMike) September 12, 2014
Congratulations to Sarah Palin for being single-handedly responsible for more hilarious headlines than the Onion.
— Twitnter is Coming (@OhNoSheTwitnt) September 12, 2014
Lastly and most importantly, we found an exclusive reenactment of the fight.
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