Last night @Midnight started the hashtag #BadPageantTalents, we can only assume, in honor of the awful pageant talent performed on Sunday night by Miss New York who later became Miss America. Did we say it was awful? Because it was.
To be fair, um, well, nope, we don't have a good defense for her. In fact, we'd rather see most of the bad pageant talents listed below than hear the Happy/Cup Song mashup ever again. Here are our Top 10 #BadPageantTalents.
Wearing yoga pants when you aren't going to do yoga. #badpageanttalents
— Rebecca Turner (@LadyBirdBex) September 16, 2014
Can drink an entire pumpkin spice latte without tweeting about it #badpageanttalents
— Kelso (@KelsoRadio) September 16, 2014
— Tess Rafferty (@TessRafferty) September 16, 2014
— Philip Moon (@Philip_R_Moon) September 16, 2014
— Dave the Black Guy (@Realdaveblack) September 16, 2014
— Gregory Pappas (@gregoryjpappas) September 16, 2014
— Cory Mitchell (@HoaryCliches) September 16, 2014
— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) September 16, 2014
— Ben Wells (@TheBenWells) September 16, 2014
— A Wiener (@Wieneraaron) September 16, 2014
Well done, y'all! You did it! You could be the next Miss America!
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