Last night @Midnight started the hashtag #DongFoods which was still trending this morning because really, what do Americans love more than food and dirty jokes? The tweets were a combination of funny and disgusting.
Even Midnight agrees.
There is nothing more American (that is, disgusting) than @michaelkosta's #DongFoods: http://t.co/NizGyHyvSn | pic.twitter.com/y5IQc11BTz
— @midnight (@midnight) September 26, 2014
Before we role out our ten tweets, we'd like to give an honorary mention to this joke.
If I have too many #DongFoods, I need to take a ScroTums @midnight
— George (@JusticeGMH) September 26, 2014
Here are our Top 10 #DongFoods.
Junk food
THINK ABOUT IT.#dongfoods@midnight
— Clio (@Clio_On_Kinja) September 26, 2014
Shlong John Silvers @midnight#DongFoods
— I Carry Hodor (@Garrison80Josh) September 26, 2014
Potato Foreskins #DongFoods@midnight
— Joe Messina (@joemessin) September 26, 2014
Prickles #DongFoods@midnight
— KevinDillon (@Dillonopolous) September 26, 2014
Lotzo Ball Soup #DongFoods@midnight
— Sarah Hanchar (@Happy_Pink_Girl) September 26, 2014
Wankfurters #DongFoods@midnight
— Richard Read (@sotonrich) September 26, 2014
Bust-A-Nutella #dongfoods@midnight
— Britta(Broken)Filter (@proEXgirlfriend) September 26, 2014
#dongfoods@midnight Balls Deep Fried chicken
— Jason Linsky (@KilgoreLinsky) September 26, 2014
Chubway #DongFoods@midnight
— A Wiener (@Wieneraaron) September 26, 2014
Condoments #DongFoods@midnight
— Uncle Jason (@Jason_Bizzle) September 26, 2014
You know what kills your appetite faster than #DongFoods? Mama June's Forklift food. You'll understand once you watch this.
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