Britney Spears has been all over the place the last week or so because apparently she's in the market for a new boyfriend after her last one turned out to be a real piece of work (b*tch). In a concert Britney reportedly announced to the crowd that, "The best thing about your boyfriend cheating on you is that you get to go on another first date!" Awwww, wait. That's sad! Britney, are you ok? And more importantly, have you been on a first date recently? Getting dumped is depressing but first dates are WAAAAAY worse.
The older I get the more I understand Britney Spears' mental breakdown
— Dani (@ohhdani) September 10, 2014
There are plenty of people excited about Britney's break up.
Found out Britney Spears is single. Time to make some childhood dreams come true.
— Calieb Panzera (@PigeonDaddy) September 10, 2014
Jimmy Fallon clearly took pity on poor Britney Spears and while appearing on his show, signed the singer up for Tinder AND laid out the pros and cons of dating the famous pop star.
Now that Britney is on Tinder, we can only imagine they had a spike in users. Would you swipe left or right for Britney?
Downloaded tinder because I heard Britney Spears is now on it. Range set to "Anywhere Britney is"
— Tyler Welki (@welki3) September 10, 2014
And suddenly his purpose in life became clear: find Britney Spears on Tinder. @FallonTonight#FallonTonight
— Greg Dunbar (@GregDunbar1) September 10, 2014
Britney Spears is on Tinder and I like my chances.
— Dave (@NewYorkerDave) September 10, 2014
Settle down, dudes. Britney looked thrilled when she found out what Jimmy had done. Good luck on Tinder, girl!
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