Hashtag Wars: Top 10 #NewStateMottos
Hello twitter-verse! Some of these mottos were so good, we're hoping that each state will take a minute and re-evaluate their current mottos. Georgia: The state, not the country. #NewStateMottos @midnight — GeorgiaGov (@georgiagov) September 10, 2014 So many great suggestions! Nevada; nothing is supposed to be here. @midnight #newstatemottos — Gideon Klein (@GideonKlein) September 10, 2014 Wyoming: it's not a bad drive to Denver. #NewStateMottos @midnight — Susan Burke (@ThatSusanBurke) September 10, 2014 Florida: Hey, At Least We're Not Florida—Wait, Fuck #NewStateMottos @midnight — Keating Thomas (@keatingthomas) September 10, 2014 California: We let Scientology happen #NewStateMottos @midnight — Comedian Ryan Broems (@ryanbroems) September 10, 2014 Arizona: Get Out! #NewStateMottos @midnight — Aaron Michael Marsh (@AaronMMarsh) September 10, 2014 Rhode Island: WE ARE SO A REAL STATE, SO SHUT THE HELL UP! #NewStateMottos @midnight — Greg Skinner (@tvsegon) September 10, 2014 Florida: Yeah that was probably here @midnight #NewStateMottos — Sean Donnelly (@seanytime) September 10, 2014 Pennsylvania: You'll Be Troubled By How Many Accents We Have #NewStateMottos @midnight — Guy Branum (@guybranum) September 10, 2014 Colorado: hehehehe duuuuude. #NewStateMottos @midnight — Travis Loo (@travisloo) September 10, 2014 Maine: We're Not Only The Setting For Stephen King Books, We Swear #NewStateMottos @midnight — Charles Chase (@TheCharlesChase) September 10, 2014 Now forget State Mottos and turn your focus to England.
Twitter's Hilarious Reaction To The New Apple Watch
For the last two hours, we've all been focused on the new Apple products coming our way as we stared into our Macs anxiously listening to Tim Cook. The watch will be released early 2015 and start at $349. click here. apple: "we're excited to annou-"I'll buy it. Even the Sky Mall guys are like "Yeah but do I really need it? #AppleWatch — Beth Benson (@NotoriousBRB) September 9, 2014 I can’t wait til I see you dopes wearing an Apple Watch. — scharpling (@scharpling) September 9, 2014 Now when someone looks at their watch, you’ll know they’re not bored or trying to leave, they’re just completely ignoring you. #AppleLive — Jenna Kim Jones (@jennakimjones) September 9, 2014 Attention Emergency Rooms: familiarize yourself with how to remove #applewatch from butts. — Dana Swanson (@danaisagirl) September 9, 2014 Got my first dick pic on my new apple watch pic. — Marlo Meekins (@MarloMeekins) September 9, 2014 Yeah, whatever. #applewatch pic. — Tom Freeman (@SnoozeInBrief) September 9, 2014 #applewatch lets your left hand know what your right hand is doing. — Antonio A. September 9, 2014 Send me a tap so I know its real #applewatch — Vinny Guadagnino (@VINNYGUADAGNINO) September 9, 2014 So excited for the Apple Watch. looking at our phones. #AppleLive — Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) September 9, 2014 Have they announced the price yet? #applelive I'm feeling $199, $499, or first born child — Christina Marie (@cmariek) September 9, 2014 I cant count the number of times Ive wanted to know what the moon will look like in 6 days on my wrist #applelive — Christina Li (@christinacli) September 9, 2014
The Duck Tales Theme Song...But With Real Ducks (Woo-ooo!)
You guys, get ready for an adorable blast from the past!
Royal Baby Madness 2.0
This morning the world found out that William and Kate the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are expecting baby numero dos! As always, there are those who are unimpressed by the news: A married woman is pregnant for the second time. #royalbaby — Virginia M Moncrieff (@VMMoncrieff) September 8, 2014 And those who are geeking out over it: Why is everyone so butthurt about the #royalbaby? — Cydney Puckett (@Puckahontas) September 8, 2014 And of course we can only assume that Kanye woke up this morning saw the hashtag #RoyalBaby and was pissed when he found out it wasn't about North. i really hope at least one paper runs with The Empire Strikes Back #royalbaby — Felicity Morse (@FelicityMorse) September 8, 2014 If the #royalbaby is a girl and they don't name her Princess Consuela Bananahammock, than what is this all for, really? — Tara H (@THunt1309) September 8, 2014 #royalbaby Really glad I spotted this on Twitter so that I don't make the mistake of putting on the TV news. — Helen Barbour (@HelenTheWriter) September 8, 2014 Cling to the #royalbaby like a floating piece of driftwood in a sea of horrific world news. — Emma Charleston (@undividual) September 8, 2014 Sibling rivalry can be intense, especially when you know your older brother is definitely going to get a better job than you.
David Letterman Remembers Joan Rivers
After hearing that Joan Rivers passed away yesterday at the age of 81, David Letterman took a few minutes of his show last night to discuss Joan and what her life meant to him. Here's hoping she is celebrated and remembered like she wanted. #JoanRivers pic. — Travon Free (@Travon) September 4, 2014 Something to think about. — Andrew Curry (@AndrewCurryCA) September 5, 2014 We think Amy Poehler, who isn't on twitter, said it best: “What a full life.
Behind the Vine with Meghan McCarthy!
Meghan McCarthy is the total package! We can't talk about Meghan without mentioning her voice. We already mentioned that Meghan is authentic. If you need more Meghan in the meantime, follow her on Instagram and twitter!
Hashtag Wars: Top 10 #WhyDidIGoogle
It's safe to say we'd all be pretty embarrassed if people knew every single thing we googled. And while we know these tweets are "jokes," we have to wonder if some of them are based on passed experience. How do I get blood out of this clown suit? #WhyDidIGoogle @midnight — Adam David (@ImAdamDavid) September 4, 2014 What liquor goes best with my low self-esteem. #WhyDidIGoogle @midnight — Jorschach's Journal™ (@Jorschach) September 4, 2014 Why isn't eleven pronounced onety one #whydidigoogle @midnight — Just Joshin Ya (@Just_Joshin_Ya) September 4, 2014 #WhyDidIGoogle does Vlad Putin have a wife? — Kim Sherrell (@kim) September 4, 2014 Harrison Ford's other piercings #WhyDidIGoogle @midnight — Reece, or is it? #WhyDidIGoogle How do I take a selfie without making it look like a selfie while at Starbucks? — Sara Rules (@VanIslandSara) September 4, 2014 #WhyDidIGoogle Does my neighbor have ebola? @midnight — Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) September 4, 2014 Did people in the 1800s know they were in the past? — Jeremy Nitro (@JeremyTheMVP) September 4, 2014 #WhyDidIGoogle "How do you spell refridgirater"? In case you missed it, check out our mashup of Land Before Time and the Guardians of the Galaxy trailer.
Hashtag Wars: Top 10 #BadMeritBadges
Last night, @Midnight started the hashtag #BadMeritBadges! We searched through your tweets and award you with the Merit Badge for Making The Daily Rehash Top 10. Auto tuned camp fire song Badge #badmeritbadges @midnight — Half Baked (@halfbakedpixels) September 3, 2014 Explaining Snapchat to Grandma #BadMeritBadges @midnight — Jackie Beat (@JACKIEBEAT) September 3, 2014 Our Little Secret Keeping #BadMeritBadges @midnight — Keg Dregs Boehner (@WeepingCheeto) September 3, 2014 Massages for stressed out scout masters #BadMeritBadges @midnight — Jordan_Morris (@Jordan_Morris) September 3, 2014 Competitive Taxidermy @midnight #BadMeritBadges — Greg Skinner (@tvsegon) September 3, 2014 Tramp Stamp Collecting #BadMeritBadges @midnight — Ben Yerks (@benyerks) September 3, 2014 Browser History Erasing #badmeritbadges @midnight — Chris Jacobs (@stevefrigley) September 3, 2014 Wikipedia fact checking #badmeritbadges @midnight — Daniel S Herrera (@MrDanHerrera) September 3, 2014 Best Adam Sandler Impression #BadMeritBadges @midnight— Adam Murray (@Atom_Murray) September 3, 2014 Totem Pole Dancing Badge #BadMeritBadges @midnight— Justin Matson (@justinmatson) September 3, 2014In case you missed it, we mashed up the Guardians of the Galaxy trailer with the classic Land Before Time.