The Funniest Emmys Tweets About Death
Besides the expected "in memoriam" montage, it seemed like every other segment last night at the Emmys honored another person who passed away this year. Congrats to Death on winning all those Emmys. Ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh, I had the WORST nightmare last night. Tonight’s lesson is that if you endure bloated dance numbers & creepy death applause, the #Emmys will reward the meth-themed show you love. It's weird. A fun thing about the Emmys is you can go to the bathroom during a choreography "reality" sketch and return to the haunting specter of death— Alex Blagg (@alexblagg) September 23, 2013 Y'know who else died? "Let's make the Emmys a giant ad for all the new shows, separated mostly by depressing death stuff. How can tonight's #Emmys be 100% about death, but still leave out the deaths of some dead people? Intrigued about the #Emmys' choice to remind us of the grim specter of death all night long. Note for next year's Emmys: Kill the death stuff.
The 2013 Emmys: Jon Hamm's Beard Wins
There were a few stand out moments at the Emmys last night (lots of death montages, a few short speeches, that random guy standing behind Neil Patrick Harris) but there was one thing in particular that really stole the show and caught everyone, especially the ladies, by surprise. Hello beard! The best part of the #Emmys was Jon Hamm's amazing beard. — Jillian Cecchini (@thatjcgirl) September 23, 2013 If I could grow a beard like Jon Hamm I wouldn't be single right now #Emmys — The Dude (@EdibleErick) September 23, 2013 Jon Hamm's beard is going to attack Jeff Daniels in his sleep tonight — samir mezrahi (@samir) September 23, 2013 . — hodgman (@hodgman) September 23, 2013 According to Jon Hamm's beard, Mad Men ends with hobo Don Draper dying under an I-95 overpass in 1977. — Sara Schaefer (@saraschaefer1) September 23, 2013 I finally started the Emmys now. — Jessica Spaid (@JessicaSpaid1) September 23, 2013 Jon Hamm's beard is proving to be the new Angelina Jolie's leg of this year's #Emmys — Mo Wolfgang (@MoWolfgang) September 23, 2013 If I had to guess, I'd say it took Jon Hamm a whopping three days to grow that gentlemanly lumberjack beard. — Annita De Giglio (@AnnitaDarling) September 23, 2013 Two of my favorite things together in one carbon based lifeform: Jon Hamm and beard. — Sarah Fisher (@sariaruth) September 23, 2013 I can't imagine it will be long before Jon Hamm's glorious beard gets its own twitter account. — Hannah Williams (@handronicus) September 23, 2013 It wasn't long.
One of the Many Reasons to Love Vine: Batman aka BatDad
Where was BatDad when those kids were wrecking ex-NFL player Brian Holloway's house last weekend? Looking forward to the inevitable Vine spin-off, BaneDad.
Jaden Smith Isn't Crazy, He's 15.
If you follow Jaden Smith on twitter, you know that he's been tweeting some weird stuff lately. If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth. If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society. People Use To Ask Me What Do You Wanna Be When You Get Older And I Would Say What A Stupid Question The Real Question Is What Am I Right Now— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) September 5, 2013 Trees Are Never Sad Look At Them Every Once In Awhile They're Quite Beautiful. School Is The Tool To Brainwash The Youth. Doesn't every 15 year old high school student say that when they're forced to read the Odyssey in 10th grade? Here's the deal. Let's go back in time. When you were 15, you were crying on TRL, begging Carson Daly to keep the Backstreet Boys song, "I Want It That Way" in the #1 slot. When you were 15, your parents definitely didn't get it except nobody, not even you, knew what "it" was. When you were 15, you thought your poetry could change the world. There is one difference between 15 year old you and 15 year old Jaden Smith and here lies the problem.
This Raccoon is a Thief!
This Vine has been circulating around the internet the last few days. It confirms everything we ever suspected about raccoons: they are evil. But beyond the fact that raccoons are the worst, have you ever wondered how people capture Vine's in that PERFECT moment? Upon further investigation, we found the original raccoon thief video and it's over a minute long.
Who Is Siri?
Siri's real name is Allison Dufty. There are endless possibilities to Allison's power. Does knowing that Siri looks like someone who could easily be the friendly lady who lives down the street change things for you? Related articles 4 New Commands for Siri in iOS 7 (macobserver. The New and Improved Siri in iOS7 (tapthisapp. Meet The Voice Of Siri (987ampradio.
Tweets From Grand Theft Auto V Addicts
Since it was released on Tuesday, the video game Grand Theft Auto V has made over $800 million. I got a little frazzled earlier . — Mike O'Hara (@DeusEx34) September 19, 2013 My name is Jonathan and I'm a GTA V addict. — ¯_(ツ)_/¯ (@cookaslayer) September 19, 2013 Been in bed all day with a migraine. — Michael Berry (@MichaelJBerry8) September 19, 2013 GTA V took 5 years to make and my boyfriend has already finished it in two days. — Beccaaa (@Becca_manning_1) September 19, 2013 I wonder if there are GTA V support groups already? — Will Topham (@Will_Topham23) September 19, 2013 Wish I invested in Mountain Dew, Doritos, and Kleenex stock before that big GTA V release. — Ryan Beck (@iamryanbeck) September 18, 2013 For those of you who don't have GTA V, it's ok. For fellow non-GTA V gamers pic. — (@QuincyAdamms) September 19, 2013 Related articles Grand Theft Auto 5 takes more than $800m in day one sales (slashgear. Grand Theft Auto V takes in $800 million in first 24 hours (neowin.
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