BY: LISA CARLSON
It's summer. The kids are always home. Always. This is amazing, sure. Still, commiserate with a few haikus dedicated to the paternal summer.
The Beach
Put on sunscreen now
You are going to burn soon
Your mom will kill me.
Source: Flickr / Peter Werkman
8 PM
It is still bedtime
Even though the sun is out
For the love of god.
Source: Flickr / Eden Pictures
.
Pool
Less than a week ago
You claimed to like the pool
What happened to that?
Source: Flickr / Lotzman Katzman,
Fourth of July
I would love you more
If you did not throw bang snaps
at your kid sister.
Source: Flickr / Chris Moran
Time
Please never grow
Too big to build forts with me
Grow out of diapers.
Source: Flickr / Dad Blunders
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