BINKY LIKE A MAN: Oklahoma City Police Look for ‘Binky Bandit,’ Man Who Robs Other Men While Sucking On A Pacifier (And Holding A Handgun).
Oklahoma City is under siege. Yes, there’s a dangerous criminal on the loose who is armed with a 38-caliber handgun, and a desire to steal your wallet and car. Not funny, right? Well, tell that to the local news station who had a heyday with making hilarious local news metaphors about the story. ...oh, we should probably mention the criminal sucks on a pacifier and is called The Binky Bandit.