TOP 5 MOMENTS FROM THE CNBC GOP DEBATE

Retold in Ridiculously Photoshopped Pictures…

1. Jeb's Warm Kisses
While Jeb fumbled to appropriately answer a question about raising taxes to reach a budget deal, he came up with this nugget of gold…

2. This crap stops!
Lindsey Graham decided to answer the question, “You’re a hawk. Is that tough enough?” by threatening China and then dropping this pearl…

3. Trump Burns Kasich to the Ground
Trump was on his best behavior at the CNBC Debate, but he still got in a few jabs at Ohio Governor John Kasich, because… why not?

4. Cruz Lays His Own Brand of Smackdown
Ted Cruz had it up to here with the line of questioning that the CNBC moderators were crapping out, so he aimed both six-shooters right between their eyes with this…

5. The Student Becomes the Master
Despite being Rubio’s mentor, Jeb got desperate and tried to go for his throat. It did not go well for him. At all.

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Alex Logan

As cohost of the political commentary series, Jesse Ventura's Off the Grid, Alex Logan is The Body's body man. Alex and the former governor, action star, wrestler, and everything else in between, tackle the headlines of the week with an uncensored and independent spirit as we hold the two parties' feet to the fire. A deserter of Dayton, Ohio, Alex graduated from the University of Southern California Film School with a degree in Writing for Screen and TV. Alex has assisted in the booking of live acts for the Creative Artists Agency; written jokes, sketches and stunts for MTV and producer Johnny Knoxville; developed treatments and scripts for Anonymous Content and Mark Gordon Productions; and co-founded the Improv Olympic West’s headliner sketch group, The Mutiny, who play sold out shows around LA and at the Chicago and San Francisco Sketch Fests, as well as producing numerous videos for the front pages of YouTube, College Humor, and Funny Or Die. He did a stint as Editor and Technical Producer on Larry King’s Hulu talk show before partnering with Larry and Jesse to co-create Off the Grid. In the first season, Alex co-headed the entire production, writing, producing, and cohosting over 150 episodes. And he's back for Season Two, now serving as producer and host of a series of Man on the Street field pieces called, On the Grid. He also wrote this professional bio with his own two hands.

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