Really, Dick? You were right about Iraq?

Then, I guess ISIS never happened.

5,000 U.S. soldiers didn’t die, and those half million Iraqis must still be alive.

Plus, two trillion dollars weren’t spent to ultimately do nothing but destabilize a part of the world we had no business ever entering in the first place.

Oh wait, we did have business there -- we had oil to exchange for the blood of our troops and theirs. Plus, Dick had his business, Halliburton, operating on all cylinders to turn human suffering into big time cash for the shareholders.

Comments like these convince me that Dick Cheney doesn’t have a human heart. He’s a supervillain who feeds off of destruction and mayhem. To me, there is no conceivable situation in which a sane man looks at the timeline of events that led us from September 11th to the Iraq War to the present day and says, “Yep. That all made sense.”

Saddam Hussein was an evil man, who tortured his own people and obliterated his enemies. If anything, Dick wasn’t focused on removing him because of his misdeeds, but perhaps because Cheney was jealous of Saddam’s reign of terror. And who knows? Dick may have looked rather dashing with a mustache and little green beret if Saddam hadn’t beaten him to the punch in the fashion department.

Despite what Darth Dick says, don’t listen to him about Iran. Don’t listen to him ever again. We don’t have to. It’s like the classic song from The Simpsons

“To stop those monsters, one-two-three,Here’s a fresh new way that’s trouble-free,It’s got Paul Anka’s guarantee!
(Guarantee void in Tennessee)
Just don’t look!
Just don’t look!
Just don’t look!
Just don’t look!

That should stop this monster dead in his tracks.

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