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So That HappenedJul 29 '15

We all know that they “keep it weird” in Portland. I mean, it’s only brought up every single time Portland is mentioned. But just *how* weird do they keep it? And who is “they?” Well, one of said “they” is the Sex Toy Fairy, a college-educated retail employee who has taken it upon herself to get rid of 10,000 defective dildos the way God intended us to - by turning them into Dildo Nunchucks and throwing them over ever every telephone pole in the city. Duh.

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