CROSSING BONER: Tom Ford Releases Cross-Shaped Penis Necklace… Just In Time For Christmas!
JESUS CLOWN: “Clowns For Christ” Is Exactly What You Think It Is. They’re Clowns. And They’re For Christ. Duh.
SON OF GOD, UP IN SMOKE: Fresno Locals See Face Of Jesus In House Fire Smoke. Jesus Wonders What They’ve Been Smoking.
BABY WATER BOARD: Norway Releases Pro-Baptism Commercial Featuring Baby That Farts And Raps. God Bless America. (Err- I Mean Norway.)
DEVOUTLY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS: Woman Takes DMV Photo In Spaghetti Strainer
A Statue of Satan Threatens To Darken The Door of The Oklahoma State Capitol