SCENT OF A BURGER: Japanese Burger King Announces Release Of Perfume That Smells Like Beef

COOL HAND BOOB: Japanese Boob Massage Goddess Releases Boob Massage Hand Thingy

NIP/DRUNK: Lifelike Japanese Doll Dispenses Beverage From Breast When Squeezed. Horny Japanese Dudes Rejoice! Finally- A Weird Sex Product From Japan!

THE NIGHTMARE ON HUG SEAT: Japanese Manufacturer Unveils Anti-Loneliness Doll Chair That Hugs You. Yup. Totally Not Creepy Or Nightmare-Inducing. (Goodnight!)

Japanese Guy Invents A Futon Mattress You Can Wear. Don’t Worry, It Looks As Ridiculous As It Sounds.

AMAZING FACE, JAPAN: New Japanese Product Exercises Your Face. In The Stupidest Way Possible.