Sexy Ebola Nurse? We Called That S*** Weeks Ago.
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WTFark Jul 29 '14It’s a classic American story… woman calls cops to complain that she thinks her crystal meth has been laced with something, the cops come to check it out, she thanks them and gives them a tour of her apartment, she sits down with them and smokes meth in front of them, she is confused and sad when she is arrested. Additional music by Kevin McLeod.
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