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BURGER IS THE NEW BLACK: Burger King Brings Back Black Burger In Japan. Mmm... Bamboo Ash.

THE FARK KNIGHT: Fark.com’s Drew Curtis Launches Campaign To Be Governor Of Kentucky

FLAKKA FLAKKA: Naked Florida Man, High On Flakka, Calls Self God, Has Sex With Tree

O’MALLEY MATTRESSES: Support Your Back, And Our Troops, With A Discount Mattress!

WELCOME TO THE DOLL'S MOUTH: UK Mom Freaks Out When Talking Barbie Drops F-Bomb

CHOCOLAT FART PILL: French Man Invents Pill That Makes Your Farts Smell Like Chocolate

WHILE YOU WERE REAPING: Man Dresses As Grim Reaper, Haunts Cemetery, Quotes The WB’s Angel

AMERICA'S NEXT TOPLESS ALIEN: National Go Topless Day! (Brought To You By An Alien Cult)

THE UNIVERSITY OF JOAQUIN PHOENIX: Get A Degree Today!

MY DIDDLE PONY, MASTURBATION IS MAGIC: Chinese Company Sells Lifesize Little Pony Sex Doll

BIG T**S: German Woman Has Largest Boobs In The Universe, Weigh 20-lbs Each

HOW TO SPOIL YOUR RICH CHILDREN: Great Gift Ideas For Your Wealthy, Spoiled Brats!

ORGASMLAND: It Seems Women Really, Really, *Really* Enjoy The Slingshot Ride At Six Flags.

1-877-BRAINZ-4-ZOMBIES: Donate Your Brain Today!

THE PEE OF LIFE: Man Drinks Urine Of Young People To Stay Young (Yes, You Read That Correctly)

F***ER: Documentary Tells Story Of Man Who Had Sex With Dolphin. On Porpoise. (*rimshot*)

13 WTFark Ways To... Tell Your Daughter She's Adopted

DRESSED TO ILL: Internet Site Sells "Hilarious" Ebola Containment Suit Halloween Costume.

WINNIE THE PERV: Polish Town Bans Winnie-The-Pooh Because He’s A Half-Naked Hermaphrodite.

BUTT BUDDIES: A Valentine's Day E-Card From Joe Biden And Neil Smith

ANTIQUES RODSHOW: Small Texas Town Traumatized By Male Strippers At Biannual Antiques Fair

WANKBAND SOCIETY: PornHub Releases Wearable Band That Charges USB Devices Through Fapping

A Statue of Satan Threatens To Darken The Door of The Oklahoma State Capitol

THREE: Florida Woman Gets Third Boob Surgically Attached To Body For $20,000 To Become Real Life Total Recall Character. Best (Permanent) Halloween Costume Ever.

CHICKS WITH OR WITHOUT D***S: England Faces Critical Shortage Of Well Paid Chicken Sexers

DEVOUTLY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS: Woman Takes DMV Photo In Spaghetti Strainer

PEEBACK: German Party City Fights Public Urination With Paint That Repels Pee Back On You

PRAYER GNOME COMPANION: Woman Finds Jesus Statue Inside Gnome Statue. Local News Goes For Pulitzer.

THE MAN IN THE CAM’RON MASK: Rapper Cam’ron Releases His Own Line Of Ebola Mask. (Cuz Nothin' Says Gangsta' Like An Ebola Mask)

SEX TYPE: Hackers Program Obscene Meme Into Road Sign. Hilarity Ensues. Kinda.

THAT DRUNK CAT: Doctors Save Anti-Freeze Poisoned Cat By Getting Him Drunk On Vodka.

LOST IN TRANSPORTATION: Airline Company Loses 85-yo Diabetic For 11 Hours. Doesn’t Feed Her. Gives Her $200 Voucher To Say Sorry. “Thanks, Fly Again!”

SEX TOYS AND THE CITY: Georgia Town Makes Sex Toys Illegal. (Unless You Have a Doctor's Note)

THE SHADY BUNCH: The 10 Most Insane Mugshots Of Labor Day Weekend!

F***ING TIGER, HIDDEN HUMAN: Man Is Arrested For Owning Video Of Woman Having Sex With A Tiger* (*Man In A Tiger Suit Yelling “That’s Grrrrrreat!”)

STRANGER WITH PANTIES: Creepy Burglar Breaks Into Chicago Home. Takes No Valuables, Wears And Smells Panties. Sweet Dreams, Everyone!

TOP BUM: Worst Human Ever Lives in Kentucky and Pretends to be Disabled. For Money.

CREEP BEACH: Guy Hides In Bushes, Takes Pervy Photos. So Not #YesAllWomen, Dude…

LITTLE MISS S#&TSTORM: UK Mom Dresses 4-Year-Old Daughter as Hooters Girl for Kiddy Pageant. On Your Mark, Get Set, Sexploitation!

THE NAACP TOURNAMENT: News Anchor Mistakenly Labels The NCAA Tournament; Hilarity Ensues

THE GUYBRATOR: UK Sex Toy Company Creates Male Vibrator. Oh- And They’re Hiring Testers. Best Job Ever?

HELL NO, KILL ME: British Woman Has 10,000 Hello Kitties. And 0 Boyfriends. (Assumedly)

THE NIGHTMARE ON HUG SEAT: Japanese Manufacturer Unveils Anti-Loneliness Doll Chair That Hugs You. Yup. Totally Not Creepy Or Nightmare-Inducing. (Goodnight!)

GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE BUNS: Danish Restaurant ‘Hot Buns’ Now Sells Sex Toys With Their Burgers. So... Would You Like Fries Or Penis Rings With That?

THE BEST LITTLE SCHOOLHOUSE IN TEXAS: Teacher Gives 15-Year-Old Something To Brag About

O BROTHER, WHERE FART THOU: New Study Links Smelling Farts To Cancer Prevention. This Just In, Science Has Jumped The Shark.

AIDS OF GLORY: Portland Man Robs Baskin Robbins With A Needle - Full Of AIDS

PSA FOR HIPSTER PARENTS: A Cry For Help From Hipster Offspring; Hipsters, Name Responsibly

BRIAN WILLIAMS’ SONG: More Shocking Footage Of Brian Williams Lying About The News

ME, MYSELFIE & NEWS TEAM: Phoenix News Station Thinks How-To-Take-Selfies Seminar Is News

FIFTY SHADES OF SPONGEBOB (Trailer): Mr. Squarepants Will See You Now

A WTFARK EXCLUSIVE: The Official Jaden and Willow Smith T-Magazine Interview Video

THE BOOK NEXT DOOR: New Jennifer Lopez Movie Has No Idea How Old “The Iliad” Is

THOUSAND DOLLAR TASTY: London Chef Creates ‘World’s Most Expensive Burger.’ It Costs Nearly $2000. In Other News, 80% Of Humanity Lives On Less Than $10 Per Day.

FRIDAY NIGHT FIGHTS: Armed Texas Constable Storms High School Football Field To Argue With Refs. Wait- What The Hell Is A Constable?