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BURGER IS THE NEW BLACK: Burger King Brings Back Black Burger In Japan. Mmm... Bamboo Ash.

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THE FARK KNIGHT: Fark.com’s Drew Curtis Launches Campaign To Be Governor Of Kentucky

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FLAKKA FLAKKA: Naked Florida Man, High On Flakka, Calls Self God, Has Sex With Tree

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O’MALLEY MATTRESSES: Support Your Back, And Our Troops, With A Discount Mattress!

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WELCOME TO THE DOLL'S MOUTH: UK Mom Freaks Out When Talking Barbie Drops F-Bomb

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CHOCOLAT FART PILL: French Man Invents Pill That Makes Your Farts Smell Like Chocolate

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WHILE YOU WERE REAPING: Man Dresses As Grim Reaper, Haunts Cemetery, Quotes The WB’s Angel

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AMERICA'S NEXT TOPLESS ALIEN: National Go Topless Day! (Brought To You By An Alien Cult)

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THE UNIVERSITY OF JOAQUIN PHOENIX: Get A Degree Today!

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MY DIDDLE PONY, MASTURBATION IS MAGIC: Chinese Company Sells Lifesize Little Pony Sex Doll

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BIG T**S: German Woman Has Largest Boobs In The Universe, Weigh 20-lbs Each

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HOW TO SPOIL YOUR RICH CHILDREN: Great Gift Ideas For Your Wealthy, Spoiled Brats!

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ORGASMLAND: It Seems Women Really, Really, *Really* Enjoy The Slingshot Ride At Six Flags.

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THE PEE OF LIFE: Man Drinks Urine Of Young People To Stay Young (Yes, You Read That Correctly)

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F***ER: Documentary Tells Story Of Man Who Had Sex With Dolphin. On Porpoise. (*rimshot*)

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13 WTFark Ways To... Tell Your Daughter She's Adopted

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DRESSED TO ILL: Internet Site Sells "Hilarious" Ebola Containment Suit Halloween Costume.

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WINNIE THE PERV: Polish Town Bans Winnie-The-Pooh Because He’s A Half-Naked Hermaphrodite.

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BUTT BUDDIES: A Valentine's Day E-Card From Joe Biden And Neil Smith

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ANTIQUES RODSHOW: Small Texas Town Traumatized By Male Strippers At Biannual Antiques Fair

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WANKBAND SOCIETY: PornHub Releases Wearable Band That Charges USB Devices Through Fapping

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A Statue of Satan Threatens To Darken The Door of The Oklahoma State Capitol

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THREE: Florida Woman Gets Third Boob Surgically Attached To Body For $20,000 To Become Real Life Total Recall Character. Best (Permanent) Halloween Costume Ever.

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CHICKS WITH OR WITHOUT D***S: England Faces Critical Shortage Of Well Paid Chicken Sexers

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DEVOUTLY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS: Woman Takes DMV Photo In Spaghetti Strainer

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PEEBACK: German Party City Fights Public Urination With Paint That Repels Pee Back On You

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PRAYER GNOME COMPANION: Woman Finds Jesus Statue Inside Gnome Statue. Local News Goes For Pulitzer.

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THE MAN IN THE CAM’RON MASK: Rapper Cam’ron Releases His Own Line Of Ebola Mask. (Cuz Nothin' Says Gangsta' Like An Ebola Mask)

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SEX TYPE: Hackers Program Obscene Meme Into Road Sign. Hilarity Ensues. Kinda.

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THAT DRUNK CAT: Doctors Save Anti-Freeze Poisoned Cat By Getting Him Drunk On Vodka.

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LOST IN TRANSPORTATION: Airline Company Loses 85-yo Diabetic For 11 Hours. Doesn’t Feed Her. Gives Her $200 Voucher To Say Sorry. “Thanks, Fly Again!”

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SEX TOYS AND THE CITY: Georgia Town Makes Sex Toys Illegal. (Unless You Have a Doctor's Note)

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THE SHADY BUNCH: The 10 Most Insane Mugshots Of Labor Day Weekend!

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F***ING TIGER, HIDDEN HUMAN: Man Is Arrested For Owning Video Of Woman Having Sex With A Tiger* (*Man In A Tiger Suit Yelling “That’s Grrrrrreat!”)

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STRANGER WITH PANTIES: Creepy Burglar Breaks Into Chicago Home. Takes No Valuables, Wears And Smells Panties. Sweet Dreams, Everyone!

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TOP BUM: Worst Human Ever Lives in Kentucky and Pretends to be Disabled. For Money.

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CREEP BEACH: Guy Hides In Bushes, Takes Pervy Photos. So Not #YesAllWomen, Dude…

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LITTLE MISS S#&TSTORM: UK Mom Dresses 4-Year-Old Daughter as Hooters Girl for Kiddy Pageant. On Your Mark, Get Set, Sexploitation!

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THE NAACP TOURNAMENT: News Anchor Mistakenly Labels The NCAA Tournament; Hilarity Ensues

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THE GUYBRATOR: UK Sex Toy Company Creates Male Vibrator. Oh- And They’re Hiring Testers. Best Job Ever?

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HELL NO, KILL ME: British Woman Has 10,000 Hello Kitties. And 0 Boyfriends. (Assumedly)

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THE NIGHTMARE ON HUG SEAT: Japanese Manufacturer Unveils Anti-Loneliness Doll Chair That Hugs You. Yup. Totally Not Creepy Or Nightmare-Inducing. (Goodnight!)

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GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE BUNS: Danish Restaurant ‘Hot Buns’ Now Sells Sex Toys With Their Burgers. So... Would You Like Fries Or Penis Rings With That?

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THE BEST LITTLE SCHOOLHOUSE IN TEXAS: Teacher Gives 15-Year-Old Something To Brag About

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O BROTHER, WHERE FART THOU: New Study Links Smelling Farts To Cancer Prevention. This Just In, Science Has Jumped The Shark.

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AIDS OF GLORY: Portland Man Robs Baskin Robbins With A Needle - Full Of AIDS

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PSA FOR HIPSTER PARENTS: A Cry For Help From Hipster Offspring; Hipsters, Name Responsibly

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BRIAN WILLIAMS’ SONG: More Shocking Footage Of Brian Williams Lying About The News

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ME, MYSELFIE & NEWS TEAM: Phoenix News Station Thinks How-To-Take-Selfies Seminar Is News

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FIFTY SHADES OF SPONGEBOB (Trailer): Mr. Squarepants Will See You Now

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A WTFARK EXCLUSIVE: The Official Jaden and Willow Smith T-Magazine Interview Video

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THE BOOK NEXT DOOR: New Jennifer Lopez Movie Has No Idea How Old “The Iliad” Is

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THOUSAND DOLLAR TASTY: London Chef Creates ‘World’s Most Expensive Burger.’ It Costs Nearly $2000. In Other News, 80% Of Humanity Lives On Less Than $10 Per Day.

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FRIDAY NIGHT FIGHTS: Armed Texas Constable Storms High School Football Field To Argue With Refs. Wait- What The Hell Is A Constable?

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