In Saginaw, Michigan, a manager of a Family Dollar store confronted two would-be shoplifters in the parking lot. First, he screamed and swore a lot. Like, a lot. Then, he sprayed one of them in the face with Frebeze, as you do. Luckily, the whole thing was caught on video, which soon went viral. Next thing you know, he’s fired and chatting it up with Harvey Levin on TMZ. Febreze 1, America 0.
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