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<v Tom>On Larry King Now,</v>

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actor and comedian David Koechner.

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<v ->It is a desperate film,</v>

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but we have all had times in our lives

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when we've felt desperate,

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so, thematically, we can all relate to it.

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Right now, one could say that

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we are living in dystopian times,

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and this is somewhat of a dystopian movie.

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I'm not known as a political comic,

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so I think it's unfair for me personally to go

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and do stand-up where they're expecting something else,

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and do a political assault.

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Eddie Murphy was, like, two people in front of me

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and he turned around and smiled

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and said, "Hey, man, how you doin'?"

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I was so happy that he knew who I was.

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<v Tom>Plus.</v>

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<v ->I can wiggle my ears, you ready?</v>

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<v Tom>Yeah.</v>

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<v ->Here you go, you in?</v>

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(Tom laughing)

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Is that considered a talent?

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<v Tom>That's all next on Larry King Now.</v>

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Welcome to Larry King Now,

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I'm Tom Green filling in for Larry.

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My guest today is actor and comedian David Koechner.

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David got started studying improv

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in Chicago with Second City.

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He was then cast on Saturday Night Live

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and was a regular guest on Late Night with Conan O'Brien.

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David's also known for his roles in films

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like Anchorman, Dukes of Hazzard and Talladega Nights.

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<v ->His new film, All Creatures Here Below,</v>

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is currently in select theaters.

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This is awesome, I'm so excited to talk to you today.

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I mean, you've had such an amazing career.

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You've done so much hilarious stuff.

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Do you love doing these talk shows,

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do you like doing talk shows?

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<v ->Sure, I like talking.</v>

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I mean, again, it's doubly exciting 'cause it's you.

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You and I have never actually worked together,

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so this is working together for the first time.

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<v ->Absolutely.</v>
<v ->Yeah, it's nice.</v>

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<v Tom>We're improvising.</v>

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<v ->We finally got to do something together.</v>

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<v ->You started in improv.</v>

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<v ->Yeah, because I've known you for years,</v>

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I met you years ago 'cause you used to be

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at Morra Brezner's, same agency.

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<v ->I remember, we used to run into each other there.</v>

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Not to talk about me,

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but that was sort of a very discombobulating time for me,

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'cause I had just moved to Los Angeles and--

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<v ->And your career shot sky high.</v>

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<v ->It was a weird time, yeah.</v>

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<v ->'Cause you're like, wait,</v>

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I'm being offered all these things,

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all the things are happening for me.

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You wanna try, probably, to maintain some kind of control,

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'cause your career, in your shows, you would create chaos,

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but I'm sure that in real life,

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you were trying to control the trajectory.

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<v ->So much easier now that they're not offering me anything.</v>

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We had fun at the Saturday Night Live

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That was a crazy party.

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<v David>Yeah, three or four years ago?</v>

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<v ->Yeah, everybody was there.</v>

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You'd be lookin' in one corner,

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there'd be Paul McCartney talkin' with Keith Richards.

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<v ->I remember Jay-Z and Beyonce</v>

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were standing in front of their table

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and there was just a long line of people,

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they were so accommodating,

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'cause there was a long line

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of people wanting to meet them.

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It was like a wedding.

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They were standing there being very polite

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and people just would come by, say hello,

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They're like royalty, right?

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<v ->I shook Jay-Z's hand at the party.</v>

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<v ->The line was too long for me.</v>

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<v ->I was just walking past, he was standing there,</v>

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and I just shook his hand and I kept goin'.

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<v ->That's the way to do it.</v>

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I think McCartney was up there, too.

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Crazy.
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<v ->You're never gonna see stuff like that.</v>

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<v ->You were on Saturday Night Live.</v>

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Does that stuff still shock you, then?

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You say that's crazy, it must've been crazy--

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<v ->Well, it's surreal because there's</v>

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so much showbiz in the room, right,

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and you wonder who's acting one way or the other

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or who's acting normal.

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'Cause there's a lot of normal people in show business,

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there's a lot of insecurity in show business.

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I think the more insecure you are,

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the more you have to act like you're at arm's length.

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<v ->Yeah, 'cause I got very nervous at things like that,</v>

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sort of a social anxiety.

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You're talkin' to people and you don't know what to say.

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<v ->Of all places, that particular night,</v>

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you could be anxious.

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<v ->Do you get anxious at things like that,</v>

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or do you not get anxious like that?

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<v ->Yes and no.</v>

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I'm more loud than anything.

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I cause anxiety, I think, more than I'm anxious.

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Although, when I was walking in,

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remember when we were being sat?

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You still had to walk in that long line, everybody does.

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Eddie Murphy was two people in front of me

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and he turned around and smiled

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and said, "Hey, man, how you doin'?"

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I was so happy that he knew who I was.

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That was my fun moment for the night.

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<v ->Was it fun being on Saturday Night Live?</v>

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<v ->Yes, although it's, yes.</v>

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Although I'm a bit of a, there's an Irish saying,

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you don't suffer fools gladly, and I certainly don't,

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and there were some people who'd made suggestions,

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there were people who I'd felt like were out of position,

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and I don't mind letting people know my opinions.

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That's not necessarily a place

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where people's opinions are welcome.

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I'd gotten asked to do a certain

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character three times, this was a talk show,

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and I said, "No, that's a terrible idea.

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"That's what's wrong with the show, we need more sketches,

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"not fake talk show parodies, in my opinion."

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They weren't asking me, they were telling me,

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although they put it in the form of a question,

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"How 'bout a Gerald talk show?"

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I mean, like, what?

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<v ->'Cause it's hard to, I guess, create comedy</v>

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with a group of people like that,

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but that's what you do in improv, I guess.

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<v ->Right, now that's easy,</v>

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but in that particular system,

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everyone's trying to get over, it's like wrestling.

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so it can be very selfish.

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I was very fortunate in the year that I was there.

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There were a lot of new people,

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and they were very gracious people.

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There's Will and Jim Breuer, Chris Kattan,

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Mark McKinney, Nancy Walls, Nancy Walls-Carell,

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<v ->Love Norm McDonald, he's from Ottawa, my hometown.</v>

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So that's where you met Will, then?

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<v ->That's where I met Will, we were hired on the same day.</v>

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<v ->And that's sort of where that all,</v>

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the rest is history, so to speak.

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<v ->Well, yes, they've been very kind to me.</v>

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I had to audition for Anchorman,

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they couldn't give me the job,

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'cause that was one of their earlier films.

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So later they could give me the job,

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but that one I actually had to win.

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<v ->I notice in all your movies,</v>

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or many of your movies,

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you work with such strong other performers.

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Will Ferrell, Dax Shepard in your new show.

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<v David>Love Dax.</v>

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<v ->He's hilarious.</v>

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You must be havin' a blast workin' with these guys.

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<v ->This is a treat.</v>

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So you're talkin' about Bless This Mess.

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<v ->Yes.</v>

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<v ->Tuesday nights on ABC.</v>

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So we've got Dax Shepard, who I've known

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for about 15 years, absolutely love him.

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There's not a person, I would think,

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in the world who could meet Dax

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and not fall in love.

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If you don't like Dax Shepard

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then I probably don't like you.

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<v ->I remember the first time I saw him on Punk'd,</v>

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and I though, oh, this guy's hilarious.

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<v ->But he's also a sweetheart, a sweetheart.</v>

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Dax, Lake Bell, awesome, this kid named JT Neal, awesome,

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Pam Grier, come on, and, of course, Ed Begley Jr.

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I tell ya, I couldn't love a person

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more than Ed Begley Jr., god.

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He's hilarious in the show

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and he's just the sweetest human on the planet, I believe.

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We'll take a break.
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<v ->When we come back, do politics</v>

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and comedy naturally go together,

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and is now a good time for comedians?

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We'll talk about that and more

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with my guest, David Koechner.

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You're watching Larry King Now.

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Stay right there.

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<v ->Stay, stay.</v>

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<v ->Welcome back to Larry King Now.</v>

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I'm Tom Green filling in for Larry,

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and today I'm sitting down with

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and you have a new movie out right now.

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All Creatures Here Below.

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<v ->All Creatures Here Below, starring David Dastmalchian.</v>

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You know David Dastmalchian,

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he was one of the sidekicks in Ant-Man.

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He's a great actor and he also writes.

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He wrote, this is his second produced screenplay.

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He wrote a thing called Animals

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a couple of years ago, very dark,

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and this one is dark and desperate,

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but it's beautiful at the same time.

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<v ->It seems like a real intensity to it.</v>

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What's it about?

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<v ->Well, it's about survival.</v>

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I don't wanna give too much away,

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but there's a young couple who are trying to survive.

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There's something going on between them

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and you're not quite sure what it is.

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There's something that seems to be missing with them

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in terms of their facility to navigate the world,

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and then he has a bad turn of events,

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and then they're on the run.

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<v ->Do you like playing serious roles, non-comedic roles?</v>

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<v ->Oh, of course, 'cause I don't normally get to,</v>

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but this one I did,

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was a religious-themed movie

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a couple of years ago called Priceless,

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which I guess was dark, too,

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because it was about human trafficking,

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which I was happy to participate in

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because I feel like that's an issue

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that needs to be brought to light,

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'cause it's one of those horrors

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that people don't talk about enough

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and it's going on all day every day.

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In fact, there's an organization

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called Children of the Night, Children of the Night,

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and they rescue young girls

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<v ->Okay, wow.</v>
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There's plenty of young girls

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who are forced into prostitution

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and this place gives them a way out.

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Children of the Night, look it up, donate.

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<v ->That's great that you get involved--</v>

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<v ->Of course, so I did that because I did this movie</v>

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and I started doing some research

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a couple of years ago for that one, Priceless,

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and you just look at it and there's horror after horror,

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so that's part of the reason I did the movie,

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and then I tried to get involved

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with the charity that would help.

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Now, let's get back to another dark film,

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All Creatures Here Below.

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Again, David wrote it, he stars in it.

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It's a low-budget movie, it looks beautiful,

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looks like a million bucks.

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Schiffli directed it, I think it's the second collaboration.

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He does an outstanding job, I would highly recommend it.

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Now, like I said, it is a desperate film,

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but we have all had times in our lives

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when we've felt desperate,

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so, thematically, we can all relate to it.

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Also, there for the grace of God go I,

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and so right now one could say

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that we are living in dystopian times,

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and this is somewhat of a dystopian movie.

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<v ->You studied political science.</v>

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<v ->I did, I did in college.</v>

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<v ->Do you get political in your comedy when you do stand-up?</v>

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<v ->Not my comedy.</v>

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I have one line in my stand-up that is political,

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but it's a misdirection, otherwise I don't,

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because I'm not known as a political comic,

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so I think it's unfair for me personally

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to go and do stand-up where they're expecting something else

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and do a political assault.

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<v ->'Cause it's polarizing.</v>

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<v ->It's polarizing, do you do it?</v>

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<v ->I don't really.</v>

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I save a little bit of it for the end

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because I do know the president,

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'cause he fired me on The Celebrity Apprentice.

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<v ->Oh, thank goodness, oh, you know him.</v>

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<v ->He fired me.</v>

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'Cause I went out drinking with Dennis Rodman

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on the night I was the project manager.

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<v ->That guy is a douche, not Rodman.</v>

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I've worked with Rodman, nice guy,

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but, yeah, Trump's a douchebag.

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<v ->Okay, tell me how you really feel.</v>

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<v ->I wanna hear some insight from you.</v>

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<v ->I've noticed that you have said</v>

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some pretty opinionated things online, to the paparazzi.

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<v ->You've been chased down by, what is it, TMZ.</v>

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There's some good guys

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and there's a couple douchebags there, too,

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and, you know what, sometimes you just feel like,

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all right, I'll give you my opinion.

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<v ->So when you talk about these things,</v>

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do you see online, do you feel the sort of pushback?

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<v ->Oh, I don't look.</v>

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I don't look at people's response.

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Why would I, I don't care.

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I'm a one-way street, so they can do whatever they want.

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I've lost, I don't know, 15, 20,000 people

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on various platforms because I give my opinion,

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and people go, "You're an actor,

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"just shut your mouth and do your thing."

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Okay, so now who are you to tell me to shut my mouth?

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You're just another person in the country,

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so now you have the right to tell me to shut up?

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Why, so you can have opinion, I can't?

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<v ->It is odd that somehow people have decided</v>

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that comedians aren't supposed to have opinions,

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when, really, that's what comedy is.

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<v ->I've heard that it's even worse now.</v>

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I don't play a lot of colleges currently, I had for a while,

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but I've heard that at colleges it's especially delicate.

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Like they're not willing to digest anything controversial.

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The irony there, I believe, is these children

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think they are being progressive,

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but actually they're being fascist

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by trying to stifle voices.

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<v ->As a political science--</v>

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<v ->I didn't graduate, just so you know, kids.</v>

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<v ->How do you make sense of all this, then?</v>

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How did this happen?

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<v ->Here's how it happens, well, fear.</v>

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There's a Bob Woodward book called Fear

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which describes Donald Trump,

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and that's how he won, by instilling fear into the populous.

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Saying brown people are going to hurt you,

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and now what we have is a large disenfranchised middle class

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because all the jobs went away,

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so this (bleep) comes in,

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people think he's gonna be the savior,

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and he keeps blaming the brown people,

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which they may have been thinking about in the first place,

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but then it allows them to go,

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"Yes, see, he says it, I can say it, now we believe it."

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Now, it's all wrong, of course.

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That's not the issue.

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The issue is multinational corporations

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that don't take care of people

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and don't keep their factories here.

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Now this yahoo hasn't brought any jobs back

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like he said he was going to.

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In fact, the irony is, he has all

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of his products made overseas.

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We had a perfectly good system put in place

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with the trade agreement we had

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with the whole Asian trade agreement,

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what's it called the TIPP,

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that Obama had put in place,

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and he explodes that thing.

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What happened was, where they had made

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an agreement with the entire Pacific Rim

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where therein they could kind of keep China in check

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and also tryin' to make better wages,

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that was the one weakness in the thing,

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that they didn't have increase in wages

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for the people who are making all these projects,

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but now they tore that up,

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so there's nothing holding China accountable, right?

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We might be off topic.
<v ->It's okay.</v>

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<v ->We're supposed to be talking about a movie.</v>

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But anyway, this whole tariff thing

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that he's recently instituted,

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people don't understand, we're paying the tariffs.

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China's not paying the tariffs.

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<v Tom>Right.</v>

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<v ->People don't seem to understand--</v>

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<v Tom>On their goods.</v>

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<v David>Huh?</v>

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<v ->On the goods that come in.</v>
<v ->Right, right.</v>

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That is passed along to the American consumer.

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Anyway, we're off topic.

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<v ->It's a good time to talk politics.</v>

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<v ->Very good.</v>

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<v ->After the break, we learn more about David Koechner</v>

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in a round of If You Only Knew.

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Check out his new film,

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All Creatures Here Below, currently in theaters.

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Don't go away.

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Welcome back to Larry King Now.

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I'm Tom Green filling in for Larry,

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and today I'm sitting down with

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comedian and actor David Koechner.

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Thank you, David.
<v ->Hello again.</v>

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<v ->We'll have some fun in this segment.</v>

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<v ->I wanna ask you one question.</v>

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<v ->Do you prefer seeing movies at home or in the theater?</v>

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<v ->I prefer to see them in the theater.</v>

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<v David>Me too.</v>

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<v ->I don't always have time to get out there--</v>

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<v ->Right, but I love going to the movies.</v>

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<v ->I watch them on the plane a lot these days.</v>

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<v ->Right, I do, too, we travel a lot.</v>

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<v Tom>Which I don't love, but--</v>

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<v ->We see each other not on the road</v>

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because I'll be either a week or two before you

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or I'll be a week or two after you.

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It's fun to chart each other's progress,

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like, oh, Tom's on the road again.

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<v ->Yeah, you see the poster, oh, David was just here.</v>

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<v ->Or Tom's coming, yeah, which is kind of fun.</v>

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<v ->Do you like bein' on the road?</v>

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<v ->I do, don't mind travel at all.</v>

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I don't mind airports, I don't mind flying,

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I don't mind hotels, I love meeting people,

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so all of it is fine with me.

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Although, I have a wife and five kids,

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which is difficult 'cause they tend

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to want you to stay home.

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<v ->Yeah, how often are you traveling doing stand-up?</v>

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Do you go out once a month, do you--

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<v ->Yeah, about once a month,</v>

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but it varies depending on, like that,

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I'm just doing this new television show,

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so I won't be doing any stand-up probably in the fall,

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or maybe once every five weeks,

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just because the show, you can't go on the road.

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<v ->Just being in front of a live audience,</v>

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you've gotta be able to do that.

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I'm sure you bring that into your films and your TV.

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<v David>Yeah.</v>

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<v ->You need to keep that muscle.</v>

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<v ->But All Creatures Here Below, on video on demand</v>

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and in the theaters May 17.

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<v ->Go see it.</v>

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<v ->Go see it, it's a wonderful film.</v>

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<v ->Absolutely.</v>

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Okay, we're gonna play a rapid-fire

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question segment called If You Only Knew.

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<v ->Okay, if I only knew, go ahead.</v>

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<v ->What is your guilty pleasure?</v>

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<v ->Oreo Double Stuf.</v>

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<v ->Oh, I just ate an entire box of that for breakfast.</v>

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<v ->You did?</v>
<v ->Yeah.</v>

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<v ->I can see how.</v>

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<v ->It was not a good idea.</v>

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<v ->When I buy them at the store,</v>

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I open them immediately,

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'cause they've got the flap,

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and then anytime I'm in line,

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I like to see how many people I can entice into eating one.

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<v Tom>At the grocery store?</v>

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<v ->And they will never deny you.</v>

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<v ->You don't even get out of the grocery store.</v>

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Childhood celebrity crush?

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<v ->Linda Evans.</v>

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<v ->Okay, nice.</v>

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Secret talent?

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<v ->I can wiggle my ears, you ready?</v>

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Here you go, you in?

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(Tom laughing)

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Is that considered a talent?

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<v ->That is good, yeah.</v>

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<v ->Did you get it, camera A?</v>

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Are you A camera, young man?

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You're three?

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<v ->Something we should all be paying more attention to?</v>

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<v ->Politics.</v>

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Who's in charge of what.

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Who's in charge of you?

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You're in charge of you, it's your money, you decide.

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<v ->A luxury that you can't live without?</v>

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<v ->First class</v>

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(laughing)

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<v ->It's nice, isn't it?</v>

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Do you always fly first class, then?

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<v ->Yes, if I'm flying alone.</v>

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I've got a wife and five kids,

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so if there's seven of us, no.

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<v ->A nice thing.</v>

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Okay, best compliment you've ever received?

487
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<v ->Billy Bob Thornton said to me,</v>

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'cause we worked together in a movie

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called Waking Up in Reno,

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and I think before that I'd had a chance to meet him,

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and he said, "You move me,"

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and I was like, what do I want in life?

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<v ->One of the great actors.</v>

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<v ->Oh, I love him.</v>

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So, to me, I'm like, I'm good.

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<v ->The strangest job you've ever had?</v>

497
00:17:24.260 --> 00:17:28.350
<v ->Well, probably, I grew up in Central Missouri</v>

498
00:17:28.350 --> 00:17:30.393
and my father was a manufacturer.

499
00:17:31.251 --> 00:17:33.370
<v ->He made turkey coops.</v>
<v ->Turkey coops, yes.</v>

500
00:17:33.370 --> 00:17:36.530
So anytime you see turkeys go down the road

501
00:17:36.530 --> 00:17:39.050
in livestock trailers, that's what we made,

502
00:17:39.050 --> 00:17:41.020
so maybe that's the strangest job I've ever had.

503
00:17:41.020 --> 00:17:41.853
<v ->So you worked--</v>

504
00:17:41.853 --> 00:17:42.910
<v ->Oh, no, no, strangest job I ever had,</v>

505
00:17:42.910 --> 00:17:45.150
I'll tell you this, it's in show business.

506
00:17:45.150 --> 00:17:47.923
I did the, Angie Tribeca,

507
00:17:48.813 --> 00:17:51.620
and in this particular episode,

508
00:17:51.620 --> 00:17:55.030
I'm a police commissioner who likes to visit prostitutes,

509
00:17:55.030 --> 00:17:58.543
and, God forgive me, her name, going out of my head.

510
00:17:59.610 --> 00:18:02.110
Anyway, she is a police officer

511
00:18:02.110 --> 00:18:03.790
and she has to change my diaper.

512
00:18:03.790 --> 00:18:04.760
<v ->Oh, okay.</v>

513
00:18:04.760 --> 00:18:06.180
<v ->So she literally is holding</v>

514
00:18:06.180 --> 00:18:08.420
my legs in the air powdering me,

515
00:18:08.420 --> 00:18:09.830
and I remember going,

516
00:18:09.830 --> 00:18:12.500
this is the strangest thing I've ever done.

517
00:18:12.500 --> 00:18:14.170
<v ->At least it was in a film, though.</v>

518
00:18:14.170 --> 00:18:15.050
<v ->Well, yeah, TV show.</v>

519
00:18:15.050 --> 00:18:17.700
<v ->It wasn't just in your private life.</v>

520
00:18:17.700 --> 00:18:20.130
Something you wish you were better at?

521
00:18:20.130 --> 00:18:21.690
<v ->I wish I could play guitar.</v>

522
00:18:21.690 --> 00:18:22.940
<v ->Okay.</v>
<v ->Yeah.</v>

523
00:18:22.940 --> 00:18:25.230
<v ->What's your funniest fan encounter?</v>

524
00:18:25.230 --> 00:18:26.920
<v ->A lot of them, I'm sure you've had them, too,</v>

525
00:18:26.920 --> 00:18:30.393
like people get overexcited for one reason or another.

526
00:18:31.390 --> 00:18:32.810
<v ->Is there a line everyone always</v>

527
00:18:32.810 --> 00:18:35.010
throws at you from Anchorman?

528
00:18:35.010 --> 00:18:35.843
<v ->Obviously, Anchorman,</v>

529
00:18:35.843 --> 00:18:38.480
and the The Office is very popular, too.

530
00:18:38.480 --> 00:18:39.620
Every once in a while it'll be something

531
00:18:39.620 --> 00:18:43.703
from Out Could or Run Ronnie Run or Waiting.

532
00:18:45.380 --> 00:18:48.300
It changes depending on the area of the country I'm in.

533
00:18:48.300 --> 00:18:50.170
<v ->What's something people don't know about you?</v>

534
00:18:50.170 --> 00:18:52.460
<v ->I'm a Poli Sci major.</v>

535
00:18:52.460 --> 00:18:53.360
<v ->Yeah?</v>
<v ->Yeah.</v>

536
00:18:53.360 --> 00:18:54.193
<v ->Well, we know--</v>

537
00:18:54.193 --> 00:18:55.026
<v ->I'd say by and large they probably</v>

538
00:18:55.026 --> 00:18:55.859
wouldn't know that, yeah.

539
00:18:55.859 --> 00:18:56.840
<v ->Absolutely.</v>

540
00:18:56.840 --> 00:18:59.700
In our final moments, David Koechner will be back

541
00:18:59.700 --> 00:19:02.730
to answer your social media questions.

542
00:19:02.730 --> 00:19:03.563
Don't go away.

543
00:19:03.563 --> 00:19:04.783
<v ->Don't, don't go.</v>

544
00:19:08.820 --> 00:19:10.350
<v ->Welcome back to Larry King Now.</v>

545
00:19:10.350 --> 00:19:11.950
I'm Tom Green filling in for Larry,

546
00:19:11.950 --> 00:19:13.120
and today I'm sitting down with

547
00:19:13.120 --> 00:19:15.470 line:15% 
comedian and actor David Koechner.

548
00:19:15.470 --> 00:19:17.000 line:15% 
Thank you, David.
<v ->Thank you.</v>

549
00:19:17.000 --> 00:19:17.833 line:15% 
<v Tom>This has been fun.</v>

550
00:19:17.833 --> 00:19:18.810 line:15% 
<v ->You're a delight, as always.</v>

551
00:19:18.810 --> 00:19:20.400 line:15% 
<v ->I've had so much fun, have you had fun?</v>

552
00:19:20.400 --> 00:19:21.487 line:15% 
<v ->I have.</v>
<v ->It's been fun.</v>

553
00:19:21.487 --> 00:19:23.130 line:15% 
<v ->It's a treat, I never get to see you,</v>

554
00:19:23.130 --> 00:19:24.460 line:15% 
so this is, to me, a real treat.

555
00:19:24.460 --> 00:19:25.300 line:15% 
<v ->Yeah.</v>
<v ->It's nice.</v>

556
00:19:25.300 --> 00:19:26.980 line:15% 
<v ->It's kind of a fun way to hang out.</v>

557
00:19:26.980 --> 00:19:28.360
With cameras--

558
00:19:28.360 --> 00:19:29.820
<v ->First time we've worked together, which is nice.</v>

559
00:19:29.820 --> 00:19:30.840
<v Tom>Yeah, we're working together right now.</v>

560
00:19:30.840 --> 00:19:31.673
We're working right now.

561
00:19:31.673 --> 00:19:32.506
<v ->We're working.</v>

562
00:19:32.506 --> 00:19:34.310
Our job is to play, folks, not a bad job.

563
00:19:34.310 --> 00:19:35.670
<v Tom>Isn't that great?</v>

564
00:19:35.670 --> 00:19:36.503
<v ->It really is.</v>

565
00:19:36.503 --> 00:19:37.557
<v ->Do you sometimes say to yourself,</v>

566
00:19:37.557 --> 00:19:38.390
"I can't believe that,"

567
00:19:38.390 --> 00:19:39.530
I mean, you've been doing this a long time,

568
00:19:39.530 --> 00:19:41.640
but do you ever still sort of pinch yourself

569
00:19:41.640 --> 00:19:43.530
and say I'm actually livin' the dream.

570
00:19:43.530 --> 00:19:44.363
<v ->You have to.</v>

571
00:19:44.363 --> 00:19:46.370
And in Los Angeles, you have to remind yourself

572
00:19:46.370 --> 00:19:48.083
how beautiful the day is again.

573
00:19:49.140 --> 00:19:50.570
That's what I like to do.

574
00:19:50.570 --> 00:19:51.700
<v ->Okay, well, we're gonna end</v>

575
00:19:51.700 --> 00:19:53.210
with some social media questions.

576
00:19:53.210 --> 00:19:54.043 line:15% 
<v ->All right.</v>

577
00:19:54.043 --> 00:19:55.843 line:15% 
<v ->Bryson Knox on Facebook.</v>

578
00:19:57.400 --> 00:19:59.900 line:15% 
He asks, would you be interested in reprising

579
00:19:59.900 --> 00:20:03.880 line:15% 
your role as sports anchor Champ Kind

580
00:20:03.880 --> 00:20:05.700 line:15% 
in the prospect of an Anchorman 3?

581
00:20:06.827 --> 00:20:08.480 line:15% 
You've been asked this question before, when's Anchorman 3--

582
00:20:08.480 --> 00:20:10.600
<v ->When we were promoting Anchorman 2,</v>

583
00:20:10.600 --> 00:20:12.570
they were already asking, when's Anchorman 3?

584
00:20:12.570 --> 00:20:16.060
Yes, of course I would be interested in reprising that role.

585
00:20:16.060 --> 00:20:17.460 line:15% 
They're fun, yeah.

586
00:20:17.460 --> 00:20:18.760 line:15% 
<v ->Sarah Jane on Facebook.</v>

587
00:20:18.760 --> 00:20:21.310 line:15% 
As a fellow Missourian,

588
00:20:21.310 --> 00:20:23.653 line:15% 
can you tell me how you got into showbiz?

589
00:20:25.160 --> 00:20:26.163 line:15% 
<v ->There's a lottery.</v>

590
00:20:27.200 --> 00:20:31.970
I was a Poli Sci major at the University of Missouri.

591
00:20:31.970 --> 00:20:33.860
I realized I didn't wanna be a politician.

592
00:20:33.860 --> 00:20:36.120
I visited a friend up in Chicago,

593
00:20:36.120 --> 00:20:38.970
I always wanted to be an actor, this is before the internet,

594
00:20:38.970 --> 00:20:40.410
never knew how to do it, right?

595
00:20:40.410 --> 00:20:42.340
I'm from a very small town in Missouri.

596
00:20:42.340 --> 00:20:45.030
Visited a friend in Chicago, we went to see Second City,

597
00:20:45.030 --> 00:20:46.260
I saw that they taught classes.

598
00:20:46.260 --> 00:20:47.997
I'm like holy (bleep), that's how it happens,

599
00:20:47.997 --> 00:20:50.200
and I knew all these people from Saturday Night Live

600
00:20:50.200 --> 00:20:51.470
had started at Second City,

601
00:20:51.470 --> 00:20:53.160
so then I saved my money, moved up there,

602
00:20:53.160 --> 00:20:55.020
and started taking classes at the iO

603
00:20:55.020 --> 00:20:56.750
and Second City simultaneously,

604
00:20:56.750 --> 00:20:57.880
and that's how it happened.

605
00:20:57.880 --> 00:20:59.290
<v ->You watched SCTV growing up?</v>

606
00:20:59.290 --> 00:21:00.123
<v ->Of course.</v>

607
00:21:00.123 --> 00:21:03.100
<v ->What is it about Chicago that improv is so--</v>

608
00:21:03.100 --> 00:21:07.520
<v ->I think because the work is important,</v>

609
00:21:07.520 --> 00:21:08.980
and there were great teachers there,

610
00:21:08.980 --> 00:21:09.970
that's where Second City was,

611
00:21:09.970 --> 00:21:12.313
so that was a spawning ground for improv.

612
00:21:15.720 --> 00:21:18.810
It was because it was given importance in that town,

613
00:21:18.810 --> 00:21:20.290
where other theater communities

614
00:21:20.290 --> 00:21:23.382 line:15% 
might not focus on improvisation as much.

615
00:21:23.382 --> 00:21:25.580 line:15% 
<v ->@OddWhims on Twitter.</v>

616
00:21:25.580 --> 00:21:26.800 line:15% 
What actor have you worked with

617
00:21:26.800 --> 00:21:28.700 line:15% 
that made you laugh the most?

618
00:21:28.700 --> 00:21:31.680 line:15% 
<v ->Well, Will Ferrell, Steve Carell.</v>

619
00:21:31.680 --> 00:21:32.670
<v ->Yeah.</v>
<v ->Yeah.</v>

620
00:21:32.670 --> 00:21:35.850
<v ->That would be hard to choose which one is funnier.</v>

621
00:21:35.850 --> 00:21:37.290
Will Ferrell or Steve Carell?

622
00:21:37.290 --> 00:21:41.300
<v ->I came up with Farley, so I guess I'll pick Farley.</v>

623
00:21:41.300 --> 00:21:42.133
<v ->Okay.</v>

624
00:21:42.133 --> 00:21:42.966
<v ->That makes me laugh the most?</v>

625
00:21:42.966 --> 00:21:44.080
<v Tom>Yeah.</v>

626
00:21:44.080 --> 00:21:46.060
<v ->I came up with Chris, so we were students together.</v>

627
00:21:46.060 --> 00:21:47.440
<v ->Oh, you did.</v>

628
00:21:47.440 --> 00:21:49.850
<v ->He was devastatingly funny.</v>

629
00:21:49.850 --> 00:21:52.540
Probably the funniest ever, for me,

630
00:21:52.540 --> 00:21:54.600
though, Steve and Will are just, again,

631
00:21:54.600 --> 00:21:56.110
same, devastatingly funny.

632
00:21:56.110 --> 00:21:58.770
<v ->And Adam Sandler just did a beautiful</v>

633
00:21:58.770 --> 00:22:02.580
tribute to him on SNL.
<v ->That was sweet.</v>

634
00:22:02.580 --> 00:22:04.200 line:15% 
<v ->Alex Pearlman on Twitter.</v>

635
00:22:04.200 --> 00:22:06.050 line:15% 
What are your thoughts on Alabama

636
00:22:06.050 --> 00:22:07.680 line:15% 
and Georgia's abortion ban?

637
00:22:07.680 --> 00:22:09.510 line:15% 
<v ->It's despicable.</v>

638
00:22:09.510 --> 00:22:10.580 line:15% 
It's horrible.

639
00:22:10.580 --> 00:22:12.700
You're gonna penalize women for doing what they

640
00:22:12.700 --> 00:22:14.350
should be able to do with their own bodies.

641
00:22:14.350 --> 00:22:16.490
It's the 14th amendment, I believe, the right to privacy.

642
00:22:16.490 --> 00:22:18.370 line:15% 
<v ->And will you continue to work on films</v>

643
00:22:18.370 --> 00:22:19.870 line:15% 
that are shot in those states?

644
00:22:22.144 --> 00:22:23.390 line:15% 
(chuckles)

645
00:22:23.390 --> 00:22:24.610
<v ->It's not up to me, look,</v>

646
00:22:24.610 --> 00:22:26.710
I don't have control over those things.

647
00:22:26.710 --> 00:22:28.700
I'm not in control of the balance sheet,

648
00:22:28.700 --> 00:22:32.200
so I can't decide how the corporations

649
00:22:32.200 --> 00:22:33.100
get to spend their money.

650
00:22:33.100 --> 00:22:35.870
Now, it'd be great for me if those corporations

651
00:22:35.870 --> 00:22:37.410
said we're not going to work there.

652
00:22:37.410 --> 00:22:39.990
As far as I know, Alabama doesn't have

653
00:22:43.020 --> 00:22:44.450
any movies being shot there.

654
00:22:44.450 --> 00:22:46.260
I do have a show in Alabama.

655
00:22:46.260 --> 00:22:47.627
<v ->Alabama's not a big hub for--</v>

656
00:22:47.627 --> 00:22:48.460
<v ->For movies.</v>

657
00:22:48.460 --> 00:22:50.760
Although I do have a show in Alabama in the fall,

658
00:22:50.760 --> 00:22:54.170
so I guess in protest, I could say I'm not going.

659
00:22:54.170 --> 00:22:57.190
I could be out there first to make a show of myself

660
00:22:57.190 --> 00:22:58.550
and put on social media,

661
00:22:58.550 --> 00:23:00.720
I decided not to do my show in Alabama.

662
00:23:00.720 --> 00:23:01.930
Although that's another thing where

663
00:23:01.930 --> 00:23:04.250
the fans would go, you know.

664
00:23:04.250 --> 00:23:06.250 line:15% 
<v ->Josh Steele on Facebook says,</v>

665
00:23:06.250 --> 00:23:08.538 line:15% 
where do you get your ideas from?

666
00:23:08.538 --> 00:23:09.940 line:15% 
(laughs)

667
00:23:09.940 --> 00:23:11.392 line:15% 
Where specifically do they come from?

668
00:23:11.392 --> 00:23:12.225 line:15% 
<v ->The universe, who knows?</v>

669
00:23:12.225 --> 00:23:14.490 line:15% 
No one knows where ideas come from.

670
00:23:14.490 --> 00:23:15.980
I know he wants something more concrete,

671
00:23:15.980 --> 00:23:19.180
but I think, philosophically, that's the way you're wired.

672
00:23:19.180 --> 00:23:20.100
Don't you think so?

673
00:23:20.100 --> 00:23:20.933
<v ->Yeah.</v>

674
00:23:20.933 --> 00:23:21.880
<v ->Where do your ideas come from?</v>

675
00:23:21.880 --> 00:23:25.530
You'd say, oh, I'm observing others,

676
00:23:25.530 --> 00:23:27.390
right, let's say, for instance,

677
00:23:27.390 --> 00:23:29.530
but I think the bigger question is,

678
00:23:29.530 --> 00:23:32.060
why do you have those ideas, right?

679
00:23:32.060 --> 00:23:34.840
<v ->Yeah, but maybe just more on a technical way,</v>

680
00:23:34.840 --> 00:23:36.723
like do you write them down?

681
00:23:37.610 --> 00:23:40.790
For stand-up, if you think of a joke, do you write it down?

682
00:23:40.790 --> 00:23:42.060
<v ->It's usually something that happens.</v>

683
00:23:42.060 --> 00:23:43.750
I think, oh, that's funny.

684
00:23:43.750 --> 00:23:45.220
<v ->Now how do you remember it for later?</v>

685
00:23:45.220 --> 00:23:46.053
Do you write it down?

686
00:23:46.053 --> 00:23:47.140
<v ->I try to put it in my phone.</v>

687
00:23:47.140 --> 00:23:47.973
<v ->In your phone.</v>
<v ->Yeah.</v>

688
00:23:47.973 --> 00:23:48.960
<v ->That's what I do, too,</v>

689
00:23:48.960 --> 00:23:49.820
'cause you'll forget it, you won't remember it.

690
00:23:49.820 --> 00:23:50.960
<v ->'Cause you're not typically</v>

691
00:23:50.960 --> 00:23:52.704
walking around with a pen and paper.

692
00:23:52.704 --> 00:23:54.610
<v ->There'll be, what was that idea I thought of earlier?</v>

693
00:23:54.610 --> 00:23:57.224
<v ->Exactly, they do come in flashes, don't they, you agree?</v>

694
00:23:57.224 --> 00:23:58.057
<v Tom>Yeah, yeah.</v>

695
00:23:58.057 --> 00:23:59.034
<v ->Do they come to you in flashes?</v>

696
00:23:59.034 --> 00:23:59.930
<v ->If you don't write it down right away</v>

697
00:23:59.930 --> 00:24:00.763
then you just forget it.

698
00:24:00.763 --> 00:24:02.520
<v ->Sometimes they've come to me in the shower,</v>

699
00:24:02.520 --> 00:24:04.170
where there's just this pure bolt

700
00:24:04.170 --> 00:24:05.800
of the whole thing written out.

701
00:24:05.800 --> 00:24:08.130
<v ->And you have your phone in the shower, of course.</v>

702
00:24:08.130 --> 00:24:09.060
<v ->That one I remembered.</v>

703
00:24:09.060 --> 00:24:11.920
There was a whole piece that came to me in the shower

704
00:24:11.920 --> 00:24:13.506
and I remembered it.

705
00:24:13.506 --> 00:24:14.340
<v ->What was it?</v>

706
00:24:14.340 --> 00:24:17.310
<v ->It's my opening piece about a drinking buddy.</v>

707
00:24:17.310 --> 00:24:19.183
It's about, you'll see my act.

708
00:24:20.060 --> 00:24:22.330
<v ->What is one thing that you haven't done yet</v>

709
00:24:22.330 --> 00:24:24.490
in your career that you would like to do?

710
00:24:24.490 --> 00:24:28.470
<v ->I wanna play a villain in a superhero movie.</v>

711
00:24:28.470 --> 00:24:31.940
<v ->Yeah, that would be good, the next Avengers.</v>

712
00:24:31.940 --> 00:24:33.080
<v ->Yes, or whatever it's going to be,</v>

713
00:24:33.080 --> 00:24:35.800
I'm going to be a villain that appears in every one of them.

714
00:24:35.800 --> 00:24:38.640
<v ->What's next for you, what are you working on now?</v>

715
00:24:38.640 --> 00:24:41.560
<v ->Next for me is May 17th, video on demand</v>

716
00:24:41.560 --> 00:24:44.220
and in theaters, All Creatures Here Below.

717
00:24:44.220 --> 00:24:47.490
After that, Bless This Mess is on,

718
00:24:47.490 --> 00:24:50.480
we got renewed for a second season on ABC.

719
00:24:50.480 --> 00:24:51.313
<v Tom>Congratulations.</v>

720
00:24:51.313 --> 00:24:53.320
<v ->And what else am I doing, some stand-up sometime soon,</v>

721
00:24:53.320 --> 00:24:55.570
but the next big thing, also, is BigSlick.org.

722
00:24:55.570 --> 00:24:58.860
It is a charity I do for Children's Mercy Hospital.

723
00:24:58.860 --> 00:25:00.820
David Dastmalchian, who is the star

724
00:25:00.820 --> 00:25:03.270
of All Creatures Here Below,

725
00:25:03.270 --> 00:25:05.400
will be a guest this year at the charity.

726
00:25:05.400 --> 00:25:08.743
We do a huge event with myself, Paul Rudd, Rob Riggle,

727
00:25:09.621 --> 00:25:11.700
Jason Sudeikis, and Eric Stonestreet, we're the hosts.

728
00:25:11.700 --> 00:25:13.850
We're all from the area so we do a big charity

729
00:25:13.850 --> 00:25:15.420
for Children's Mercy Hospital.

730
00:25:15.420 --> 00:25:16.520
We have a bunch of friends come in,

731
00:25:16.520 --> 00:25:19.630
we do a baseball game, we visit the kids at the hospital,

732
00:25:19.630 --> 00:25:21.450
we have a bowling tournament,

733
00:25:21.450 --> 00:25:23.120
and then we have a big auction

734
00:25:23.120 --> 00:25:25.330
and a big show where we raise

735
00:25:25.330 --> 00:25:27.290
usually $2 million for the hospital.

736
00:25:27.290 --> 00:25:28.123
<v ->Wow.</v>

737
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<v ->That's the next big thing.</v>

738
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BigSlick.org if you wanna donate

739
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and there's a lot of items online you can bid on.

740
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<v ->Amazing, thank you, David, thank you so much.</v>

741
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<v ->Tom Green, we finally worked together.</v>

742
00:25:36.890 --> 00:25:38.067
<v ->Great to work with you.</v>

743
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<v ->Though my guess is it's probably gonna happen</v>

744
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again and again and again once we break the water.

745
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<v ->I hope so, that would be a dream come true.</v>

746
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Amazing, thank you, David.

747
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<v David>Thank you, sir.</v>

748
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<v ->A big thanks to David Koechner</v>

749
00:25:47.800 --> 00:25:50.030
and you can see David in his new film,

750
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All Creatures Here Below.

751
00:25:51.560 --> 00:25:54.530
You can also see him in the ABC comedy, Bless This Mess,

752
00:25:54.530 --> 00:25:56.760
it airs Tuesdays at 9:30 Eastern.

753
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We'll see ya next time.

754
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(upbeat lounge music)
