Pumpkin Spice Products That Do NOT Exist...Yet

'Tis the season for all things Pumpkin Spice. Even we're willing to admit that it's getting a little out of hand especially after we saw picture of a Durex Pumpkin Spice condom. Of course, Durex finally admitted that the picture was fake so everybody just calm down. Repeat: Pumpkin Spice Condoms do NOT exist

So that got us thinking. What other Pumpkin Spice products don't exist? 

1. Pumpkin Spice Doritos might not exist but Pumpkin Spice Popcorn DOES exist so these seem pretty reasonable to us. 

2. This is almost as bad as "Chocolate" skittles which lasted about five minutes.

3. We'd probably try it. 

4. This is just irresponsible. 

5. We can see the headline now: "Man calls 911 after wife swallows entire tube of Pumpkin Spice toothpaste." 

6. Taco Bell has served much worse. 

7. This just seems uncomfortable in so many ways.

Are there any pumpkin spice product you wish didn't exist? When are we going to start hating Pumpkin Spice? 

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