Neil deGrasse Tyson, who we can safely say is the most famous Astrophysicist, took to twitter to rant about ALL the problems with the movie Gravity (which was released this past weekend and made over $50 million). Now, if you weren't one of the many who saw this movie this weekend, you are NOT going to want to read his tweets. So in other words, SPOILER ALERT. You've been warned.
The film #Gravity depicts a scenario of catastrophic satellite destruction that can actually happen.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) October 6, 2013
Ok so this could actually happen. That's comforting.
The film #Gravity should be renamed "Angular Momentum"
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) October 6, 2013
Nerds everywhere laugh. The rest of us laugh at them (but only to make us feel better for not getting it).
Mysteries of #Gravity: How Hubble (350mi up) ISS (230mi up) & a Chinese Space Station are all in sight lines of one another.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) October 6, 2013
Kudos to you if you knew that.
Mysteries of #Gravity: Nearly all satellites orbit Earth west to east yet all satellite debris portrayed orbited east to west
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) October 6, 2013
Duh.
Mysteries of #Gravity: Why Bullock's hair, in otherwise convincing zero-G scenes, did not float freely on her head.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) October 6, 2013
L.A. Looks Xtreme Hair Gel: it's what all astronauts use in space.
Mysteries of #Gravity: When Clooney releases Bullock's tether, he drifts away. In zero-G a single tug brings them together.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) October 6, 2013
ARE YOU TELLING US THAT GEORGE CLOONEY DIDN'T HAVE TO FLOAT AWAY...AND DIE?Despite his complaints, Tyson admits he did enjoy the movie.
What did you think of Gravity?My Tweets hardly ever convey opinion. Mostly perspectives on the world. But if you must know, I enjoyed #Gravity very much.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) October 7, 2013
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