Only one week left until Thanksgiving. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? Awkward conversations you never wanted to have with your aunt, squeezing into jeans that you swear fit last week, reading everything your friends are "grateful" for on facebook, and the realization that Christmas will be here before you know it, you don't want to go anywhere near the mall to buy gifts, the year is almost over, none of your past year's resolutions worked out and guess what, you've never felt so alone. Wow, your year took a dark turn. Sorry about the jeans too. Just add them to the pile of jeans in your closet that you hope to fit back into again someday.
If you don't post a thanksgiving photo of your baby in a cornucopia with the title "no one puts baby in a cornucopia" then why'd u have one?— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) November 22, 2013
On thanksgiving/black friday night I work from 7pm all the way until 3 in the morning. Let's hope no customers strangle me.— Dirty Chai (@KamivonV) November 22, 2013
With Thanksgiving just around the corner, it's finally time to make the turkey-shaped Big Mac.— Michael Hitchcock (@hitchmichael) November 22, 2013
Going home for thanksgiving and dont even get to sleep in my own bed. Great.— Elijah Frame (@erframe) November 22, 2013
Hey America, can we dial back the Christmas biz? At least let Thanksgiving die first.— kurt braunohler (@kurtbraunohler) November 22, 2013
Forget about all that and watch this video. Because Stephen Colbert's coming to Thanksgiving dinner.
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