99 Problems But Brooklyn 99 Ain't One

Last night, Fox premiered their new sitcom Brooklyn Nine-Nine starring Andy Samberg, Andre Braugher and a slew of other hilarious actors. So far it seems like the pilot was well received. Here are a few lines that made us laugh:

"Captain, heeey, welcome to the murder."hey captain

"Just go on the internet and search for the phrase I want to buy two movie tickets for a girl who doesn't like me."

two tickets

-Does he always talk this much? -I just tune it out. It's like a white noise machine. -First of all, that's racist.talk this much

And guess what!?! If you missed the pilot episode, you can watch it here.

We liked it and are looking forward to more. Are you?

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