ReHash Flashback: That Time Marco Rubio Got Thirsty
Marco Rubio's State of the Union response was worthy of #Watergate status. Let's hope he has a similar watery moment during the GOP debates!
Hashtag Wars: Top 10 #NYCin3Words
Last night @Midnight started the hashtag #NYCin3Words and it was amazing how much you were all able to convey in so few words. Anyway, moving on! Center of Universe #nycin3words — All Gnawing (@TheRandySutra) November 7, 2014 Someone peed there #NYCin3Words — marc maron (@marcmaron) November 7, 2014 Crying in public. #NYCin3Words — refinery29 (@Refinery29) November 7, 2014 Hipster or homeless #nycin3words @midnight — Eliana Boss Horeczko (@IGiveGoodNooch) November 7, 2014 20,000 broke girls #NYCin3Words @midnight — SheLikesItLoud (@shelikesitloud) November 7, 2014 Carrie Bradshaw lied. @midnight #NYCin3Words — nicolette mason (@nicolettemason) November 7, 2014 Eat, Walk, Eat #NYCin3Words @midnight — A Wiener (@Wieneraaron) November 7, 2014 Taylor Swift's Bodega #nycin3words @midnight — Lisa McGuire (@lisamcguire1) November 7, 2014 #NYCin3Words eyyyyy, walkin' heah— Hunkupy Jimp Street (@HunkyJimpjorps) November 7, 2014 . #NYCin3Words pic. Everything's an advertisement these days.
A Dog In A Teddy Bear Costume - Too Cute For Words
You weren't misled.
The Best Reactions to Star Wars: Episode VII's name The Force Awakens
Today Disney announced the name of the next Star Wars movie. First the jedi's return, then the force awakens, then you get the money, then you get the power, THEN you get the women. The Force Awakens with the worst breath of the day. — Cheesemeister (@Cheesemeister3k) November 6, 2014 THE FORCE AWAKENS THE FORCE HITS SNOOZE THE FORCE AWAKENS THE FORCE HITS SNOOZE AGAIN THE FORCE AWAKENS THE FORCE BRUSHES TEETH. — ANGRYORC (@AngryOrc1) November 6, 2014 Something, something, something, the force awakens. — Cameron Hurley (@cameronhurley) November 6, 2014 6am The Force Awakens 6:30am The Force Brushes Its Teeth 7am The Force Has A Coffee 7:30am The Force Has A Shower 8am The Force Goes To Work — The_No_Show (@The_No_Show) November 6, 2014 Apologies in advance to any girlfriends of nerds who have to hear "The Force Awakens" as a d*ck joke — Your #Pal Duque (@MikeDuquette) November 6, 2014 THE FORCE AWAKENS sounds like some douchebag trying to tell me about his morning wood. — MurderSauce (@ModernSauce) November 6, 2014 The Force Awakens The Force Rises The Force Drinks Coffee The Force Checks Twitter The Force Goes Back to Sleep The Force is Late to Work — Eric Kwun (@geektrooper) November 6, 2014 The Force Awakens with a hangover, remembers blabbing about midi-chlorians, vows to never drink again. — Nathan Bransford (@NathanBransford) November 6, 2014 The Force awakens, catches up on the prequels, runs back to bed mortified. — Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) November 6, 2014 big shout out to all the Dads who'll soon be following sumptuous farts with the words 'the force awakens. — John Niven (@NivenJ1) November 6, 2014 The Force Awakens. — Steven Zeitchik (@ZeitchikLAT) November 6, 2014 Can you handle this?
Taylor Swift's Song Shake It Off Encourages Bad Dancing and We Love It
If we learned anything from Taylor Swift's music video for her song "Shake It Off" it's that she has officially embraced that she is a terribly awkward dancer.
Hashtag Wars: Top 10 #ElderlyVideoGames
Last night @Midnight started the hashtag #ElderlyVideoGames and the hashtag is STILL trending. Not going to lie, some of these video games sound pretty intriguing. #elderlyvideogames @midnight Need for Speed walking — Theodor Wheeler (@Irmaek) November 6, 2014 "Behind Enema Lines" #elderlyvideogames — ♖Parson Peeves™♖ (@ParsonPeeves) November 6, 2014 #ElderlyVideoGames Candy Crush Sugar Free Saga — Dirty Rotten Viper (@30RottenViper) November 6, 2014 World of Needlecraft @midnight #ElderlyVideoGames — Jim Hilderbrandt (@JimHilderbrandt) November 6, 2014 The Sims: Retirement Community #ElderlyVideoGames @midnight — meg (@coffeemugmurder) November 6, 2014 Resident Ethel @midnight #ElderlyVideoGames — Jake Schuerman (@twfwrestling) November 6, 2014 My Kids Never Call Of Duty #ElderlyVideoGames @midnight — Geoff Lott (@GLottRules) November 6, 2014 Night of the assisted living dead @midnight #elderlyvideogames — Anthony (@ant2217) November 6, 2014 Donkey Vietcong #ElderlyVideoGames @midnight — Chris Tharp (@ChrisTharpExpat) November 6, 2014 Need For Sleep @midnight #ElderlyVideoGames pic. — Diane N. November 6, 2014 Here's something an old person would NEVER understand.
Hashtag Wars: Top 10 #RuinAComedian
Last night @Midnight started a hashtag war that makes fun of those who most often play along. Here are our Top 10 #RuinAComedian. Roseanne walks into a Barr. #ruinacomedian @midnight — Eliana Boss Horeczko (@IGiveGoodNooch) November 5, 2014 Believe in them as children #ruinacomedian @midnight — Guy Branum (@guybranum) November 5, 2014 CAROLINE DiarRHEA @midnight #RuinAComedian — billy eichner (@billyeichner) November 5, 2014 Jimmy Li'l Kimmel @midnight #RuinAComedian — Line Art Lionheart (@notalogin) November 5, 2014 George Burns When I Pee #RuinAComedian @midnight — McMannofthepeople (@McMannofthepeop) November 5, 2014 Craig, Fergie's Son #RuinAComedian @midnight — Kris Loranger (@krystopher) November 5, 2014 #RuinAComedian Cannibal Buress pic. — David Z Price (@DavidZPrice) November 5, 2014 Richard Half-A-Dozen Priors #RuinAComedian @midnight — Ja'Crispy Vulcano (@SalVulcano) November 5, 2014 Carrot Bottom @midnight #RuinAComedian — I Carry Hodor (@Garrison80Josh) November 5, 2014 Louis 5K #RuinAComedian @midnight — Psychokitty (@PlaidGirl) November 5, 2014 Well done!
Hashtag Wars: Top 10 #LesserNYLandmarks
Last night @Midnight started the hashtag #LesserNYHashtags. . @mulaney used #LesserNYLandmarks to show his appreciation for the tastier 2/3rds of art: http://t. — @midnight (@midnight) November 4, 2014 If these landmarks don't make you want to visit New York City, then you didn't do your job well enough. The Derek Jeter Planned Parenthood Clinic #LesserNYLandmarks @midnight — Comedian Ryan Broems (@ryanbroems) November 4, 2014 #LesserNYLandmarks Madison Square Garden Gnome @midnight pic. — Kevin Rainbow Taster (@BigManOut) November 4, 2014 The New York Croc Exchange #LesserNYLandmarks @midnight pic. — Ben Wells (@TheBenWells) November 4, 2014 The McDonald's bathrooms frequented by Occupy Wall Street #LesserNYLandmarks @midnight — Robert Leu (@insert_funny) November 4, 2014 Lena Dunham's mother's friend's brother's cousin's nanny's favorite Starbucks #LesserNYLandmarks @midnight — Eric Lingenfelter (@FelterSkelter) November 4, 2014 Holland Oats Tunnel #LesserNYLandmarks @midnight — A Wiener (@Wieneraaron) November 4, 2014 @midnight Grant's Comb #LesserNYLandmarks — Richard Hine (@richardhine) November 4, 2014 7-11 Memorial #LesserNYLandmarks @midnight — Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) November 4, 2014 Womanhattan #LesserNYLandmarks @midnight — Adam Wilson, cool (@theleanover) November 4, 2014 50 Shades of Gray's Papaya #LesserNYLandmarks @midnight — Travis Lindsay (@Trav_is_lindsay) November 4, 2014 Well done!