POOPLE RAIN: Outdoor “Sweet Sixteen” Birthday Party Ruined By Airplane Raining Poop
SCENT OF A BURGER: Japanese Burger King Announces Release Of Perfume That Smells Like Beef
CHOCOLAT FART PILL: French Man Invents Pill That Makes Your Farts Smell Like Chocolate
HELL OF MEALS: Man Eats 95 Bowls Of Endless Pasta At Olive Garden In 6 Weeks. Unrelated, US Naturalization Officials Are Reconsidering Our Citizenship Test.
PLUG & CHOCOLATE: Boston Globe Tweets Article About Chocolate. With A Photo Of Butt Plugs. Made Of Chocolate.
KENTUCKY FRIED BREAKUP: Woman Copes With Breakup By Spending Entire Week In KFC. Continuously. I Guess That Is How She KFCs?