The 15 Most Watched Episodes of WTFark

On January 14, 2014, the very first episode of WTFark debuted on this crazy place we call the Internet. It was written by our Executive Producer, Bill Applegate, and it was hosted by popular alternative comedian/musician, Mike Phirman.

On June 28, 2014, we uploaded the 100th episode of WTFark to that very same crazy old Internet. It was fittingly co-written by Bill Applegate, and myself, Mike Rylander, the Host, Head Writer and Senior Producer of WTFark.

It's kinda hard to believe we've hit the 100 episode mark. Maybe it's because I wasn't brought aboard until Episode 18. Or maybe it's because I have completely lost all sense of time and space and the space time continuum itself. Or maybe it's Maybelline.

Who knows.

What matters is that we're here, and we're here to stay.

(Well- for now that is. If there's one thing the entertainment business isn't, it's stable. Hahahahahaha. Hahahaha. Hahaha. Ha. ...please keep watching.)

But luckily, our future is looking very bright. We've established a very fruitful partnership with AOL and The Huffington Post, we've seen tremendous growth in our viewership, our social media subscribers, and of course, the number of undergarments personally mailed to me here at the office. And as of now, we have no reason to suspect these excellent trends will stop. (DEAR GOD, PLEASE DON'T LET IT STOP.)

So thank you. Thank you for stopping by to read this, thank you for watching our show, thank you for liking us on Facebook and following us on Twitter (I swear to God I'm going to start doing all those things I've been promising I'll do), and most importantly, thank you for sharing our videos with your friends.

As we all know, word of mouth is the very best way to grow any artistic or business venture. Even in today's fast-paced, tech-driven, in-your-face world, sharing content with your friends, family and co-workers, and giving it your stamp of approval, is still king.

So thank you for everything you've done to help us along on crazy journey we call WTFark. As our way of saying thank you, we thought we'd highlight the 15 episodes you all seemed to enjoy the most.

Enjoy!

Mike Rylander
Host, Writer, Producer of WTFark

 

15) Jesus Christ Stripper Bar (NSFW)

True Believers Spread the Word at Strip Club. Just Like Jesus Would Do.

Episode Number: 052
Upload Date: 04/22/14
Writer/Host/Producer:
Mike Rylander
Editor/Producer:Lindsay Penn
Executive Producer: Bill Applegate
Description: It's one thing to spread the word of the Lord in the House of God, it's quite another to do the same in a stripper bar. One Canadian couple wanted to bring their religious message to an unlikely place, just like Jesus would do.

 

14) Pet Owner Semetary

New Yorkers Can Now Be Buried With Their Pets. Wait- Doesn't This End With Zombies?

Episode Number: 094
Upload Date: 06/18/14
Writer/Host/Producer:
Mike Rylander
Editor/Producer: Lindsay Penn
Executive Producer: Bill Applegate
Description: It’s official - The New York State legislature says it’s perfectly legal for pet owners to be buried next to their deceased pups and kitties. Good news for animal lovers who would love to utilize their deaths for one last passive aggressive effort to avoid their families. Bad news for people who saw Pet Sematary and are rejoicing at the chance to finally become a flesh-eating zombie.

 

13) Sex Toys And The City (NSFW)

Georgia Town Makes Sex Toys Illegal. (Unless You Have a Doctor's Note)

Episode Number: 076
Upload Date: 05/17/14
Writer/Host/Producer:
Mike Rylander
Editor: Jaime Richter
Executive Producer: Bill Applegate
Description: In Sandy Springs, Georgia, it's now illegal to buy sex toys. Well, not "technically." Technically, you need a prescription from a doctor. Or need it for purposes of science, which if you ask us, is even creepier.

 

12) Boy Story

Kid Escapes House While Mom's In Bathroom, Gets Stuck in Claw Machine At Bowling Alley

Episode Number: 048
Upload Date: 04/17/14
Writer/Host/Producer:
Mike Rylander
Editor/Producer: Lindsay Penn
Executive Producer: Bill Applegate
Description: A 3-year old boy in Nebraska managed to make his way to a local bowling alley unsupervised and climb into the claw toy machine for a good time. Smart farkin' kid.

 

11) Piece of Mind

A Small Texas Town Is Horribly Traumatized By A Fairly Common Typo

Episode Number: 066
Upload Date: 05/06/14
Host/Producer/Co-Writer:
Mike Rylander
Featuring/Producer/Co-Writer:Joseph Scrimshaw
Featuring/Editor/Producer: Lindsay Penn
Executive Producer: Bill Applegate
Description: Gorman McCracken Mazda’s billboard features a typo that drives the citizens insane and the dealership to charity. Plus, Target makes a generous offer to you and your little dog, too. Music by Kevin MacLeod.

 

10) There Will Be Spud

Armed (With a Potato) and Dangerous (Not Really), Man Attempts to Rob Dry Cleaner

Episode Number: 053
Upload Date: 04/23/14
Writer/Host/Producer:
Mike Rylander
Editor/Producer: Lindsay Penn
Executive Producer: Bill Applegate
Featuring: Parson Daisy Rylander
Description: On today's "What the Fark!" a Rhode Island man tries to rob a dry cleaner with a potato, while Mike Rylander tries out some other weapons, like a baby. And a terrier. And a cane. And some other stuff.

 

9) Prayer Gnome Companion

Woman Finds Jesus Statue Inside Gnome Statue. Local News Goes For Pulitzer.

Episode Number: 080
Upload Date: 05/23/14
Writer/Host/Producer:
Mike Rylander
Editor/Producer: Lindsay Penn
Executive Producer: Bill Applegate
Description: A local Lynnville, Tennessee woman was shocked to discover a hidden Jesus-headed, woman-bodied statue secretly fused to the inside of her garden gnome statue. Instead of brushing it off, she contacts her local news station, which decides this is an epic story. Thanks for being you, deep south. Music by Kevin MacLeod.

 

8) The Beaver Attacks

Upstate New York Beaver Attacks Kayaker. No, Not THAT Kind of Beaver. Sickos.

Episode Number: 093
Upload Date: 06/17/14
Writer/Host/Producer:
Mike Rylander
Editor/Producer: Lindsay Penn
Executive Producer: Bill Applegate
Description: What started off like any other day in Irondequoit Bay, quickly descended in madness as some crazy ass beaver jumped out of the Irondequoit Creek and into a kayak, where it sunk its beaver teeth into the man’s arm, capsizing the kayak, and bringing the man into the water with it. Luckily, some dude who looks like Forrest Gump as a long distance runner was there to beat the beaver over its head with a paddle until it died several days later. On second thought, I guess it was like any other day in Irondequoit Bay...

 

7) Primal Deer

Deer Attacked Humans 3 Times This Weekend. Be Afraid. Be Deerly Afraid.

Episode Number: 081
Upload Date: 05/27/14
Writer/Host/Producer:
Mike Rylander
Editor/Producer: Lindsay Penn
Executive Producer: Bill Applegate
Description: In Washington DC, a random deer attacked a woman getting off a city bus. In suburban Chicago, a deer jumped off a bridge onto the roof of a car. And in rural Pittsburgh, a deer crashed through a home window and trampled an old woman. Arm yourselves humans, our deer are ready for revenge.

 

6) Top Bum

Worst Human Ever Lives in Kentucky and Pretends to be Disabled. For Money.

Episode Number: 083
Upload Date: 06/02/14
Writer/Host/Producer:
Mike Rylander
Editor/Producer: Lindsay Penn
Executive Producer: Bill Applegate
Description: A man named Gary Thompson, NOT Drew Curtis, was arrested in Kentucky this weekend for panhandling the streets of Louisville while pretending to be physically and mentally disabled. Oh, and he’s been doing this for years. In at least seven Bluegrass counties. And he’s super proud of the six-figure income it earns him. Yup. Wanna kick him in the groin? Us too.

 

5) Premium Tush (NSFW)

Portland Gears Up For Nude Bike Ride. Local Moms Ain't Cool With Boobies.

Episode Number: 084
Upload Date: 06/03/14
Writer/Host/Producer:
Mike Rylander
Editor: Jaime Richter
Executive Producer: Bill Applegate
Description: It's that magical time of year again... time for the Annual World Naked Bike Ride in Portland. The thing is, you'd *think* Portlandians would be down with this type of affair. And we're sure most of them are... but you see, even in Portland, there are these things called "concerned moms"...

 

4) Fast Fool Nation (NSFW)

McDonald's Customers: Pretty People, Or Naked Lunatics Who Demand McNuggets?

Episode Number: 042
Upload Date: 04/09/14
Writer/Host/Producer:
Mike Rylander
Editor/Producer: Lindsay Penn
Executive Producer: Bill Applegate
Description: They'd like you to believe McDonald's customers are all the pretty people. But several recent caught on camera incidents make us think they might be pulling a fast one. So... who's really "lovin' it"?

 

3) The Best Little Schoolhouse In Texas (NSFW)

Teacher Accused of Giving 15 Year Old Kid Something to Brag About Forever

Episode Number: 058
Upload Date: 04/29/14
Writer/Host/Producer:
Mike Rylander
Editor/Producer: Lindsay Penn
Executive Producer: Bill Applegate
Description: A Houston, TX suburban school teacher is in hot water after allegedly giving a 15 year old student a massive boner.

 

2) Waist Under Fire (NSFW)

Huge-Boobed Woman Uses Corset To Shrink Waist. Horny Internet Dudes Rejoice.

Episode Number: 090
Upload Date: 06/12/14
Writer/Host/Producer:
Mike Rylander
Editor/Producer: Lindsay Penn
Executive Producer: Bill Applegate
Description: 25-year-old Penny Brown has a surgically-enhanced O-cup, and soon, she’s planning on doubling that size to whatever cup size is double an O-cup. Oh, did we mention that she also has a tiny waist from wearing a corset 23-hours a day? Luckily, her internet basement nerd of a husband is totally down.

 

1) iFap (NSFW)

New Device Lets You F*** Your Tablet. So Yes, Now There's An App For *That*.

Episode Number: 100
Upload Date: 06/28/14
Host/Producer/Co-Writer:
Mike Rylander
Editor/Producer: Lindsay Penn
Executive Producer/Co-Writer: Bill Applegate
Description: It was only a matter of time - we can finally have sex with our tablets. Yes, the good folks at Fleshlight have finally created a model of their popular sex toy that plugs into your tablet. They've also created an advertisement that implies the device is for having relations with your super hot long distance girlfriend. Yet we all know that in the time that it took me to type this paragraph, like five dudes had sex with their iPad while watching porn. God Bless, A̶m̶e̶r̶i̶c̶a̶!̶ Humanity!

 

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