Teen Choice Awards Causes Twitter Uprising!
Last night was the (highly anticipated? Viner Cameron Dallas who actually won Choice Viner over Matt Espinosa, Jack and Jack, Shawn Mendes and Lele Pons tweeted out his distaste for the awards show during Tyler Oakley's speech for winning Choice Web Star. Other Viner, Matt Espinosa jumped on the bandwagon and tweeted, “Basically they picked the people almost 6 days before voting was done and used all of us for promotion. So I found out that the Teen Choice Awards were rigged and used powerful internet people for marketing. I'm sad now. Television is stupid — Cam (@TheOfficialCam1) August 11, 2014 teen choice awards more like spend your time voting for someone every day only to find out the voted are rigged on the day of the award show — sophie (@mendeslightly) August 11, 2014 I hate how the Teen Choice Awards are rigged. — jóse (@MehMendes) August 11, 2014 teen choice awards have always been rigged so it doesnt matter how much you vote — Leah (@coloredhoran) August 10, 2014 ITS 2014 AND PEOPLE ARE JUST NOW FINDING OUT THAT THE TEEN CHOICE AWARDS IS RIGGED — farida (@17bIacked) August 11, 2014 Unfortunately this really shouldn't be a surprise to anyone. #TeensDontHaveAChoiceAwards pic. — larissa (@frostycameron) August 11, 2014 Despite how many times teens voted, at the end of the day producers of the show have the legal right to pick the winner. I WILL NEVER EVER WATCH TEEN CHOICE AWARDS AGAIN— Nina Dobrev (@heart_of_nina) August 11, 2014
Kim Kardashian Plans To Release Book Of Selfies And There's Nothing We Can Do To Stop It
By this time next year, you will have the opportunity to own a book filled with Kim Kardashian's selfies. Twitter is taking the news surprisingly well. I was mad about the Kim Kardashian "selfie book" until I found out it's being produced by Charmin and they plan on making it 2 ply. — Comedian Ryan Broems (@ryanbroems) August 11, 2014 Kim Kardashian is selling a 352-page "selfie book". — Ethan White (@EthanWhite15) August 11, 2014 A Kim Kardashian selfie book? — Anne T. In honor of Kim Kardashian's book of all her selfies, I will be releasing a trilogy of my @ mentions. #SelfImportantBoob — Jim Norton (@JimNorton) August 11, 2014 replaces all bibles & religious texts + puts a copy in every hotel room of the Kim Kardashian hardback 352 page selfie book — DANIEL الجنة (@DanielDelloRey) August 9, 2014 Y'all I can already hear Kanye jumping on tables screaming how revolutionary and world changing this Kim Kardashian selfie book is gonna be — menna (@ZARRYNBHD) August 8, 2014 Kim Kardashian is releasing a book of just selfies. — Rachel Green (@Rachel_Green16) August 8, 2014 Thank you, twitter for saying it better than we could have ourselves.
Chris Pratt Is The Internet's New Best Friend
Chris Pratt is everywhere! Are you crushing on Chris Pratt? We haven't said "hunkasaurus" since, like, the 7th grade, but it just seems perfect for Chris Pratt http://t. — People magazine (@peoplemag) August 2, 2014 28 Reasons Chris Pratt Is The Adorably Goofy Man Crush You Deserve http://t. — BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) August 3, 2014 Chris Pratt: "I would rather get farted on by David Hasselhoff than punched by Orlando Bloom. http://t. — Us Weekly (@usweekly) August 5, 2014 Chris Pratt's 7 hottest moments of 2014 (for those of you who've loved him since Everwood! http://t. — Us Weekly (@usweekly) August 5, 2014 Did you see Chris Pratt give a tour of Star-Lord's spaceship? Chris Pratt shows off the @Guardians' Star-Lord's spaceship, 'MTV Cribs'-style: http://t. — Entertainment Weekly (@EW) August 6, 2014 Apparently Chris Pratt can rap. Chris Pratt rapping Eminem's part of 'Forgot About Dre' is pretty damn epic: http://t. — Entertainment Weekly (@EW) August 5, 2014 Mind. http://t. — Us Weekly (@usweekly) August 5, 2014 Did you hear that Chris Pratt predicted his role in Jurassic World? Chris Pratt (sort of) predicted his 'Jurassic World' role, proving time is some sort of circle, or something: http://t. — Entertainment Weekly (@EW) August 5, 2014 Did you know that Chris Pratt was voted Class Clown in high school? Behold, Chris Pratt's yearbook photo from junior year: http://t. — Mashable (@mashable) August 6, 2014 Chris Pratt was voted class clown in high school, obviously. — Gawker (@Gawker) August 6, 2014
Dogs Annoying Cats With Their Friendship. YES PLEASE!
If you weren't totally obsessed with dogs already, this will only make you love them more.
Scottie Pippen and Charles Barkley Star In Best Foot Locker Commercial Ever
If only all commercials were this entertaining.
Couple Announces Pregnancy with #ShareACoke Campaign. Let's All Say "Awww" Together.
This couple got extra creative and came up with a pregnancy announcement that not only was something we hadn't seen before but will probably earn them some free Coke products.
Big Bang Theory Cast Gets Million Dollar Deal. P.S. The World Is Ending.
The Big Bang Theory can start Season 8 production finally (because we were SOOOOOOOOOOO worried) now that the three leads, Jim Parsons, Johnny Galecki and Kaley Cuoco signed new million dollar deals. Hey you guys, Facebook informs me we don’t have to worry: the stars of “Big Bang Theory” signed hefty new deals. — Ari Kohen (@kohenari) August 4, 2014 So The Big Bang Theory, which will be around for at least another 3 seasons, will continue it's nerdy reign. The Big Bang Theory cast have signed new deals to carry on with the show. Nice to know you can get paid to not be funny, hope for me yet. — Benjamin Wills (@BenjaminWills19) August 4, 2014 I've never watched the big bang theory or how I met your mother. — bogan bitch (@brxxxt) August 4, 2014 IF THE BIG BANG THEORY RUNS LONGER THAN FRIENDS I WILL KILL MYSELF — soccer mom (@thelonelyfarts) August 4, 2014 Just inked a deal for Big Bang Theory. — Randy Liedtke (@randyliedtke) August 4, 2014 Is it any coincidence that Walter White and the actors on Big Bang Theory both made $90m on the production of harmful substances? — Daryl Bartley (@hypercubexl) August 4, 2014 Big Bang Theory is this generation's Seinfeld (according to how much the actors are paid) — kurt braunohler (@kurtbraunohler) August 4, 2014 After being inspired by the cast of The Big Bang Theory, I shall not get out of bed for anything less than $1 mil a week. #demands — Liza (@lizachannah) August 4, 2014 The 3 stars of Big Bang Theory will collectively make 1/4 BILLION dollars in base pay over the next 3 years. — Mark Harris (@MarkHarrisNYC) August 4, 2014 Average high school teacher makes $57k a year. — Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88) August 4, 2014 Why are people watching Big Bang Theory? — Drew Schnoebelen (@Dschnoeb) August 4, 2014 We'll just let those tweets sink in while we alternate between punching and crying into a pillow (because we couldn't bang our heads against the wall anymore without causing permanent damage).
Hashtag Wars: Top 10 #BadHogwartsClasses
Yesterday was everybody's favorite boy wizard's birthday! Happy Birthday Harry! Snitches Get Stitches: Hoodwarts 101 #BadHogwartsClasses @midnight — Comedian Ryan Broems (@ryanbroems) August 1, 2014 What To Expecto Patronum When You're Expecting #BadHogwartsClasses @midnight — Justin Matson (@justinmatson) August 1, 2014 Keeping Up With The Slitherins @midnight #BadHogwartsClasses — Rose A. August 1, 2014 The Class That Should Not Be Named Class #BadHogwartsClasses @midnight — I Carry Hodor (@Garrison80Josh) August 1, 2014 Offense in the Dark Arts #BadHogwartsClasses @midnight — Maria Kotovych (@MariaKotovych) August 1, 2014 Casting Fancy Spells: Iggy Azaleamous #BadHogwartsClasses @midnight — Ben Wells (@TheBenWells) August 1, 2014 Defense Against the Dark Farts #BadHogwartsClasses @midnight — Amy Schloerb (@AmySchloerb) August 1, 2014 A Bra Cadabra: Intro to Unfastening a Bra #BadHogwartsClasses @midnight — Todd Craig (@tcdude800) August 1, 2014 How to Ravenclaw Your Way to the Top @midnight #BadHogwartsClasses — Jessica Glassberg (@JGlassberg) August 1, 2014 How To Polish Your Wand #BadHogwartsClasses @midnight — McMannofthepeople (@McMannofthepeop) August 1, 2014 In case you missed it, check out our new segment "Hey Celebrities!