Mike Rylander: Donald Trump Really, Really, Really Wants the Oil

He REALLY wants it. Oil, that is.

In case you haven’t noticed before, Donald Trump really wants Iraq’s oil. And Libya’s oil. And Iran’s oil. And Syria’s oil. He wants all the oil. He’s obsessed with it.

So, here for your pleasure, is a supercut of Donald Trump letting us know just how bad he wants the oil. All of it. He wants all the oil.

(Did I mention he wants the oil? Cause if I didn’t, he does. He wants the oil really, really, really bad.)

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Mike Rylander

Mike Rylander is an actor, host, writer and producer who has worked in film, television, theater, commercials, audiobooks, radio, professional sports and live events. At Ora TV, he hosts, writes and produces So That Happened, a satirical comedy news show, that has received viral press coverage and positive praise from Slate.com, BuzzFeed, HelloGiggles and Uproxx, among others. Previously at Ora TV, Mike wrote, hosted and produced WTFark, another comedy news web series that was distributed on the Huffington Post, and was featured in The Los Angeles Times, GQ Magazine, Cosmopolitan Magazine and others. Outside of Ora, Mike has many film, television and commercial credits to his name, including Parks & Recreation (NBC), Young & The Restless (CBS), The Gambler (Paramount), and a Doritos Super Bowl commercial that was once "The Most Watched Television Commercial of All-Time”. He was an NBA Arena Host for 7 years (LA Clippers & MN Timberwolves), and is entering his 4th season as the Arena Host for UCLA Bruins Basketball Team. Mike lives in Los Angeles with his wife, Jes, and his daughter, Parson, and he loves to work.

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